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@phantasmagoratory / phantasmagoratory.tumblr.com

i'm ruby. i'm 26 i post about cats, lesbians, and my brain problems. dyke btw

did you know if you listen close you'll hear a little bit of music everywhere you go? and if you look deep you'll see a little color even on the whitest walls.

guys….,, being friends, like actual friends, with people you have systemic privilege over is going to involve some good-natured ribbing. it’s going to involve them complaining about [insert privileged group you belong to] in front of you or even to you. that’s not a personal attack, it’s because they think you’re cool enough to hang. it’s because they think they can express their frustration to you without you attacking them. you really want to prove them wrong?

cosmo wanda I wish for every eletronic device in america to play "ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20" at max volume

so trying to meet people “offline” is a trick because nobody is actually offline theyre all just on something called instagram, and they all want you to follow them on instagram and dm them on instagram and they’re always expecting you to know about events that are only on instagram and the thing about instagram is that it hates you so no mattet who you follow or what feedback you’re graciously allowed to give the algorithm instagram will always feed you screenshots+videos of virulent misogyny and internet sexual abuse followed bt some rando holding a tiny puffy microphone too close to their phone camera going “now let me explain why this is bad” well thank you so much now i definitely dont just want to curl up in the shower until i remember that i want everyone on the planet to die instantaneously in a sudden global conflagration slash meteor event including myself and even if i did it wouldnt happen in any satisfying way

It probably feels good as fuck to lose your job and then lie to your wife about where you’re going every day and just ride the bus in a suit for hours and hours and hours

ok the low hanging fruit post was worth all the dork followers bc theyre beginning to discover my funny leroy jenkins post. the house always wins baby........

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