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He/Him, 27. Gaze upon my wasteland of posts. all original posts are under 196 tag
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If we are to be persnickity (and we should be) the favouring a leg poll very effectively demonstrates the truth of the situation, which is that both answers are correct; the term is used both ways in modern English, regardless of etymology or historical usage.

I'm going to take the radical approach that neither option is correct anymore. You have no clue if you are talking to someone in the 60% or the 40%, thus rendering it an inherently unusable method of communication.

Just say "they were limping with x leg" or "they were leaning on y leg"

Group who don't know how the stakes system works in strip poker. One person wins and leaves the table wearing 4 bras

Not to "things that are bad are good actually", but I got a package being delivered that's taking about 2 weeks, and it's crazy how cool it is being excited for a thing coming to my house that long. You don't get that so much anymore with these 1 day deliveries.

My dream job is to be a jail warden who falls asleep with keys on his belt loop and snores loudly right next to the prison cell

I'm gonna be the slightly more responsible warden who brings a CPAP machine next to the jail cell (sleep apnea is no joke)

My issues become tissues when I cry the tears of success

Does anyone else have issues with internalizing information given in the starting minutes of a piece of media. I feel like it takes me 15 minutes to get invested enough to allocate RAM for information

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