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fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

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fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………
it's pupy
not now frightening ghoul there's a fucking bounny
in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance
im sorry i couldnt just let these slide
chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill
Ayumu Matsuoka (Japanese) - 'Parent and Child'
pliny voice it's very simple. a porpoise is like a dolphin but sadder and with a sort of hateful aura to it
most true and real minecraft update ever i dont need new weapons i dont need new blocks i need little fucking guys
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
This is a contender for my new favorite fusion paper. How does it feel to be the realest god damn scientist on the planet Dr. Smiet