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ANNOYING PANTHERS FAN 2kFOREVER

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☀️🌴 🐀HOT RAT SUMMER🐀 🏖️🌊

i have to go to work this entire three-day weekend. can we not do this when i can't even get smashed about it?

the least realistic part of heated rivalry is there not being a scene where the medics debate whether shane said ilya or not because if that was me and my partner we would’ve dropped off that concussed ass canadian at the hospital and spent the entire drive back doing a deep dive into their relationship. like i know damn well three years later those two medics called each other to scream i KNEW IT. ems is healthcare’s biggest hipaa compliant gossips

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

this season creating new firsts for everyone. one example: forsy getting mad

In the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, Bowser will not spawn in castle levels if the screen where he is supposed to be is entered while 5 other objects in addition to Mario are on screen.

In the footage, Mario walks to Bowser's bridge alongside three Bullet Bills and jumps onto the bridge while two fireballs from Bowser are on screen, reaching 5 other objects. This results in Bowser himself not appearing on the bridge, though interestingly, it also does not despawn the "offscreen Bowser flame generator", making it look like Bowser is still there, just further offscreen to the right (even though he isn't and the only thing to the right is the chamber in which Toad is being held).

This creates the humorous effect of Bowser seemingly being intimidated by Mario (possibly due to him being accompanied by three Bullet Bills), and appearing to have fled from his own battle arena while still continuing to attack Mario from offscreen.

I'm sorry, Mario, but your boss battle is in another castle.

is it immoral to get pregnant to abort the pregnancy and counting it towards the baby sacrifice pool . for pro hockey team the san jose sharks . <- WHAT

i see fetuses as people when its convenient for my hockey team

my darling friends in the sharks lb are telling me its my responsibility as a shrockey fan to get an abortion for the team

h-hey guys

apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down

wild huh

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blackredclock

Pics or it didnt happen

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art–school–wannabe

they just.  they just do that

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blackredclock

:))))

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dzhin-grey

Cats .. cats when

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