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@poisonousivys

I sometimes talk about her girlfriend
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Does anyone else find it weird that two of Bruce’s love interests from the silver age became lesbians in the main universe

I completely disagree and I think it's wrong to say that Kathy and Kate are the same person. Kate was inspired by Batwoman, but they are people with completely different dreams, personalities, histories, and goals. I like them both, but I think it's very superficial and a huge waste of two such rich and interesting characters to reduce them to the same person. And Ivy isn't a lesbian, she's bisexual.

Honestly I don’t know anything about Kathy so I just kinda assumed.

As for Ivy I often forget that my own fanfic universe isn’t the main universe and the weird little freak that exists in my head doesn’t exist in other peoples heads

Selina, reading the news after their first outing: Says here they’re calling us the “Gotham City Sirens”
Ivy: So because we’re morally questionable women we’re “sirens”!? That is so unbelievably sexist!!
Harley: I think it’s cute!
Selina: “They lure you in with their beauty so the horrid monster Poison Ivy can attack”
Ivy: IT DOES NOT SAY THAT!!!
It does in fact say that
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The first time Ivy met Harley’s parents she completely forgot it was happening so their first impression of her was her stepping out of her lab in clothes she hadn’t changed in days and a coat that probably needed a couple runs through the washer.

Harley: This is uhh... Pamela, my girlfriend
Ivy: hello 😳
Harley: This is actually one of her better hair days
Sharon Quinzel: She’s so much better than your last boyfriend!
Nick Quinzel: So Pamela, I see the coat are you some kinda doctor?
Ivy: I uh do botany, sir, and um environmental activism
Nick: Nick, please
Ivy: oh I go by Ivy
Sharon: So Ivy you said you were a botanist
Ivy: I got my doctorate from the University of Seattle
Sharon: SHES A DOCTOR!!!
Nick: Heard there was a crazy professor who killed a girl at that school
Ivy: That was me, I was the girl
Nick & Sharon: oh
Nick: That would explain the green skin
Harley: DAD!

Hey gamers! I turned this into a full fic! It kinda sucks but whatever

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Harley: So, what's the issue?

Ivy: Well, I kinda feel like my therapist is hitting on me.

Harley: And how does that make you feel?

Ivy: Pretty good!

Harley: squeals

The first time Ivy met Harley’s parents she completely forgot it was happening so their first impression of her was her stepping out of her lab in clothes she hadn’t changed in days and a coat that probably needed a couple runs through the washer.

Harley: This is uhh... Pamela, my girlfriend
Ivy: hello 😳
Harley: This is actually one of her better hair days
Sharon Quinzel: She’s so much better than your last boyfriend!
Nick Quinzel: So Pamela, I see the coat are you some kinda doctor?
Ivy: I uh do botany, sir, and um environmental activism
Nick: Nick, please
Ivy: oh I go by Ivy
Sharon: So Ivy you said you were a botanist
Ivy: I got my doctorate from the University of Seattle
Sharon: SHES A DOCTOR!!!
Nick: Heard there was a crazy professor who killed a girl at that school
Ivy: That was me, I was the girl
Nick & Sharon: oh
Nick: That would explain the green skin
Harley: DAD!

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While on a mission with the sirens Harley sees a luthorcorp cybertruck and proceeds to take the only reasonable action taking out her hammer and smashing it to pieces.

Ivy: You’re so sexy when you destroy billionaire’s property~

Harley: You’re so sexy when you hate billionaires~

Harley leaps onto Ivy and they make out sloppy style

Selina: 😐

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Selina: Okay if we're gonna pull this thing off you two are gonna have to pass as normal people for like, three entire minutes. Ivy: Why are you looking at me? If anyone's gonna blow this it's gonna be Harley. I can be social when I want to be. Harley: Honey I love you but the word human still sounds like a slur when you say it. Ivy: I tolerate you despite your species, that doesn't mean I have to like it. Ivy: ...Maybe I'll just wait in the car.

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