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take me to your guinea pigs

@pokeybananas

she/they Only silliness and the occasional shenanigans here! Accidentally a Phan!!! guinea pig blog: @guineapigfanpage.

how to grow the fuck up

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eatingdisorderssuck01

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

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msdragonnova

Ima need this eventually

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tomfknholland

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

reblogging so i

have it for when i leave school

in a year yessir

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

For all my folks who are newly (or not) doing adult stuff

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dan and phil's review of the hockey yaoi show: not enough hockey. hotel bedding is filthy, throw out all the cushions before getting down to business. the socks stay on. shane hollander was a phannie confirmed. not enough hockey!!

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.  

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abbleremorse

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat

signal boost

This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

THEYRE LYING JUMP AT YOUR OPPONENT JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE BACK FOOT FORWARD AND LEAP AT THEM!!

send them to HELL!!!

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you and me baby we wear nothing but flannel

so let's do it like they do on the cw channel

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