hate it when I call myself a girl and then someone goes "you're not a girl you're nonbinary/agender" and it's like. I am whatever I say I am. freak. I am a girl I am a little guy I am the man of the owl. I am nothing. I am everything. do not presume to know me in anyway I do not know myself

wholesome doggo

Local dog accidentally creates a religion.

You could call it a “shoeperstition”

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

Elon Musk accidentally revealed that he has an alt where he posts as a 3-year-old

sorry I haven't talked in a while. no you did nothing wrong I just fundamentally lost the ability to connect to all living things by the time I graduated high school for some reason

I've seen this done as an illustration, but not like this before

This video is a better representation of what the American south is like than any joke about rednecks ever made

?????

One car to rule them all

“yes, officer. it was a blue…. car” “what make?” “…. yes”

This car wears trophies of its victims

& knuckles

I have never read a more excellent article

This is a great take and I would like to adopt “Feelings Yakuza” in English actually, I feel like it conveys the whole thing way more obviously than “anti” (not to mention the muddled meaning of “proshipper”).

Broke: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale aren't in love

Woke: Good Omens is a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Bespoke: Whether Good Omens is a gay love story or not is debatable; it is, however, undeniably a story of the love between Crowley and Aziraphale (whatever type of love that may be)

Neil Gaiman: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because while Crowley and Aziraphale are in love, they are not human males, they are an angel and a demon

There’s never just one ant

So there’s a great Thai restaurant in my neighborhood called Kiin. Yesterday, I searched for their website to order some takeout. Here’s the Google result.

That top result (an ad)? It’s fake. It goes to https://kiinthaila.com, which is NOT the website for Kiin.

The *third* result is real: https://kiinthaiburbank.com

Fake site:

Real site:

I got duped. I placed an order with the fake site. The fake site then placed the order - in my name! -  with the real site, having marked up the prices by 15%. Kiin clearly knows they’re doing this (presumably by the billing data on the credit card the fakesters use to place the order). They called me within minutes to tell me they’d cancelled the fakesters’ order.

I could still come pick it up, but I’d have to pay them, and cancel the payment to the fakesters with Amex. Actually, as it turns out, I have to cancel TWO payments, because the fakesters DOUBLE-charged me.

Here’s what that charge looks like on my Amex bill. See that phone number? (415) 639-9034 is the number for Wix, who provides the scammers’ website.

How the actual FUCK did these obvious scammers get an Amex merchant account in the name of “KIINTHAILA” by after supplying the phone number for a website hosting company? What is Amex’s KYC procedure? Do they even call the phone number?

And why the actual FUCK is Google Ads accepting these scam artists’ ads for a business that they already have a knowledge box for?! Google KNOWS what the real KIIN restaurant is, and yet they are accepting payment to put a fake KIIN listing two slots ABOVE the real one.

To be fair to these scammer asshole ripoff creeps who are trying to steal from my local mom-and-pop, single location Thai eatery, they’re just following in the shoes of Doordash and Uber Eats, who did the same thing to hundreds (thousands?) of restaurants during lockdown.

Doug Rushkoff says that the ethic of today’s “entrepreneur” is to “Go Meta” - don’t provide a product or a service, simply find a way to be a predatory squatter on a chokepoint between people who do useful things and people who use those things.

These parasites have turned themselves into landlords of someone else’s home, collecting rent on a property they don’t own and have no connection to.

There’s NEVER just one ant. I guaran-fucking-tee you that these same creeps have 1,000 other fake Wix websites with 1,000 fake Amex merchant accounts for 1,000 REAL businesses, and that Google has sold them ads for every one of them. Amex and Google and Wix should be able to spot these creeps FROM ORBIT. Holy shit do we live in the worst of all possible timelines. We have these monopolist megacorps that spy on and control everything we do, wielding the most arbitrary and high-handed authority.

And yet they do NOT ONE FUCKING THING to prevent these petty scammers from using their infra as force-multipliers to let them steal from every hungry person patronizing every local restaurant.

I mean, what’s the point of letting these robber-barons run the entire show if they’re not even COMPETENT?

ETA: Dinner was delicious

Iconic Tumblr Blorbo : Round 1

You FIGHT against Miette?? You freeze her body like a an ice cube? oh! oh! Jail for little man Jail for little man for one thounsand years!!!!

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

this in the singularity

Someone is legit going to get deradicalized as a kink

whatever it takes, man

Once the bugs get ironed out, AI Image Generation will forever change propaganda and how easy it is to make and distribute.

literally nothing was stopping anyone from staging or photoshopping those two photos no ai involved. i actually don’t think it will change anything.

Knowing the truth has always been difficult.