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freaky fredric wertham

@prideinmymouth

not approved by the comics code authority.

He is a dad. He will be judged on how father he is to anyone younger than him. Not fatherly enough? Automatic failure at relationship. Character growth is when he becomes more fatherly to a designated child. His relationship with any younger person is and should be explicitly and only father/child. It's the only appropriate and safe relationship a male should have with a younger person, especially if they're in any type of caretaker role. Anything else, regardless if it's an explicitly platonic dynamic, is incest and pedophilia rhetoric because they are the child and he is the father and that's all a good person can be. Discourse over how good or bad of a father he is, is the only discussion allowed regarding his character. His flaws are when he's not fatherly enough. His positive traits are fatherly. Anyone who rejects that label wishes to harm and corrupt the wholesome family structure, the most endangered label of them all, next to Catholicism and the USA second amendment.

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

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you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

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