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@profitvoncapitalism

Hi welcome to my blog! he/him. Likes: illness, disease, US presidential election, profiting, hamsters, christmas, easter, yuri, underage drinking, my friends. DISLIKES: ROLAND (DNI), Paracelsus (you can interact if you apologize to me), Glupo (bad memories, don’t ask). Please tag parental death and liberals

profit this is what you would look like as a caveman..you are there to invent money for the first time ever

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I WAS ALWAYS THERE.
I WAS ALWAYS MAKING BIG CHANGES
I WAS ALWAYS INVENTING

An entrepreneur… nose 👃. An entrepreneur knows when to make the big changes. Young as I was, inspired as I was… I was still wise. And I knew I could make a change.

Also: I am loving the eyelashes
Anonymous asked:

Do you really enjoy the Martin hater blog? Or are they just someone you tolerate?

Genuine question btw))

The art work and gifts that have graced my life due to Martin Hater and CO have brough me… joy immeasurable. M.B.H is a DEAR friend of the Profit Von Capitalism blog and this must be known. I don’t know who this Martin individual who seems to be an object of vitriol really is but he must be grateful that I am not president yet because he wold be enemy numebr ONE!!!!!!!

TL:DR: That is Oomf
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thank you profit i love you sorry about my enemies

It is O.K…. every good man has enemies if he is making a difference.

It looks just like its father (old art)

Also I made a doodle of nerd Pou too because it looked so cute

@lucielanciel I need you to see this

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Nya nya nya nya...nya nya nya nya nya...

Make fun all you’d like, but their intellect is unmatched… they will assist me well in my future presidency. Wait, watch, and learn, fellows!
Anonymous asked:

Can you translate your previous response in layman's terms?

You don't have to if it bothers you.

- Martin Enjoyer.

Ehm… not to be a Bother, M.E., but the TL;DR is right there. So YES, I already did. So basically, I think you need to get better at freaking reading if you can’t read 3 words? And I know Just… the place to Start

Anonymous asked:

Do you really enjoy the Martin hater blog? Or are they just someone you tolerate?

Genuine question btw))

The art work and gifts that have graced my life due to Martin Hater and CO have brough me… joy immeasurable. M.B.H is a DEAR friend of the Profit Von Capitalism blog and this must be known. I don’t know who this Martin individual who seems to be an object of vitriol really is but he must be grateful that I am not president yet because he wold be enemy numebr ONE!!!!!!!

TL:DR: That is Oomf
Anonymous asked:

Did your parents not give you enough attention as a child for you to despise a fictional character? You are cringe incarcerate and I hope you fall downstairs holding your favorite plate of food and you trip on the last step, breaking said plate into a thousand pieces.

why would i bring a plate of food upstairs when the food is downstairs already. and my favourite food is the 200g bag of roasted and salted california pistachios from lidl why would i carry that on a plate

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My favorite food is SOUP! #Love the stuff.
Me eating it!

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