i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

Stop making Boone as tall as/taller than Arcade in your companion line ups he's short and compact like a brick and you need to accept that

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

i miss the era of time where you could say "is this real, chat?" and everyone instinctively understood you were pretending to be a twitch streamer, not asking the opinion of a hallucinating ai bot

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???

congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

mutuals to lovers when

im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle

how do you people even find some of these posts

New favorite headline

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.