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Dottore's Bad Medical Advice • Part 2

part 1
Do you have any medical ailments you'd like to see Dr. Zandik for? Drop them in the comments or send an anonymous ask and you might find them answered in the next part!
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Dottore's Bad Medical Advice • Part 1

Do you have any medical ailments you'd like to see Dr. Zandik for? Drop them in the comments or send an anonymous ask and you might find them answered in the next part!

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panerasexual-deactivated2017100

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

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corginator

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

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jackmymeat420

you climb that fuckin tree right now

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likesdinos

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

Hey, so I'm finally trying to play Twst seriously after just following the story since 2020 and I'm trying to get my partner into the game as well, how do reruns work currently in the English version? Like, if I want the first Halloween cards for example, do they still rerun? What about limited SR and R cards?

I'm back 😶

I really hope someone gets the reference in that last one

Also my high school absolutely did have something called a 0th and 10th period which was the result of serious understaffing. They made us start school at 7am and sometimes stay till 4pm because there weren't enough teachers to cover the lessons for all classes during the regular lesson times, so they made us come to school earlier on some days and stay longer on others with free periods in-between and your timetable ended up looking like a swiss cheese

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I am in love with the idea of Leona's "villain" arc in Sunset Savanna consisting of him advocating for turning his country into a democracy. He can't be king so might as well abolish the monarchy.

Bonus: he advocates for abolishing the monarchy in Briar Valley too

Imagine Crowley asks the students to come up with a new big school event that will attract a lot of tourists. Everyone has their own ideas and everyone also VOTES for their own ideas except for Yuu and Sebek, who want to be supportive and thus vote for Malleus's "International Gargoyle Appreciation Day". Now the entire school has to set up a gargoyle festival cool enough to attract guests from all around the world...

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hi . guess who just learned that the shaftlands is also called " the country of pyroxene " . but viyella ! why the fuck is this important !! its not but humor me anyways .

pyroxene is a fairly common silicate mineral , found mostly in the mantle , or in igneous + metamorphic rocks . aka volcanism or other types of upwelling

this is the shaftlands . lots of mountains ! how do mountains typically form ? plate subduction .

basically , the world is made up of continental and oceanic plates . the heavier plates , when two collide , go under the lighter plates . the force from this causes mountains and volcanoes to form !

theres a . Lot of mountains on this map but let me throw in my theory of the fucking . shaftlands geology

TRIPLE plate boundary . possibly just a double , but my heart of hearts says triple . the leftmost and uppermost plates are the oceanic plates and subducts under the bottom plate , but their collisions also push mass up Out of the water . further volcanism on that big arm may have resulted in the pyroxene the shaftlands is named after

i am a nerd when it comes to my rocks . other geologists , feel free to jump in . my specialty is mineralogy not surface processes im sorry 😵‍💫

How the fuck do I pronounce those German words in my fantasy media? - A Guide

I've seen several people confused when trying to pronounce German names or words in fantasy shows, books, games etc. like Vil Schoenheit or Klee. Here's a quick guide I made because I was bored.

Vowels:

a — like the a in the ra-ra ah-ah-ah in Lady Gaga's Bad Romance

e — there's really no english equivalent, the closest thing would probably be ae but you're gonna have to listen to the German e on Google Translate I fear

i — basically e

o — like the o in song

u — like oo in school

Umlaute:

ä / ae — the English a like in sad

ö / oe — you know how a french person would pronounce the eu in cordon bleu? like that.

ü / ue — no equivalent, listen and practice

Diphthongs:

basically this is how it's pronounced when you see these two vowels like this:

au — ow

ei — like the aye in aye aye

eu — like the oy in Floyd

ie — e

Consonants:

c — like ts

j — like y in yugioh

v — mostly like f, sometimes like the English v

w — like the English v

y — like ü

z — like ts

Consonant Clusters:

ch — sometimes like when you imitate hissing cat

ch — sometimes like you're a cat trying to get a hair ball out of your throat

chs — like x in wax

depends on the word really 👍🏻

sp at the beginning of a word or compound of a word — like in spiel

sp anywhere else — like in sport

st at the beginning of a word or compound of a word — like in schtick

st anywhere else — like in story

sch — this is just sh, the c is silent or whatever

What the fuck is ß?

That's just a very sharp s or better ss. Like in the British pronunciation of asshole.

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Twisted Wonderland characters as subtle red flags

Don't take this too seriously, this is a joke post, I don't think most of them would actually do this shfhsjdj
And yes all of these happened to me
Ace: keeps ranting about how awful his ex girlfriend was on the first date
Deuce: always comes home with wounds he explains through illogical falling accidents, every day you wake up to an unfunny biker meme
Trey: gives you a detailed interpretation what psychological phenomenon led you to make a decision he doesn't agree with without having a psychology degree
Cater: random people on Magicam dm you telling you that dating him is a bad idea
Riddle: aggressively tells you to read his carrd and puts a threat to make sure you know what happens if you don't
Leona: names his viruses in Plague Inc. after people he hates, uses the -.- emote every 5 minutes
Ruggie: asks you to pay for him on every date
Jack: excessively talks about marriage and wanting to have kids on the first date
Azul: has a DNI list with over 20 entries
Jade: leaves subtle hints that he might be taking or producing drugs without you ever being able to tell with certainty that he's taking or producing drugs
Floyd: opens a conversation with you by asking a completely random yet utterly cursed question such as "Do you think I would fit into a baby stroller?" and continues to talk about this in excruciating detail
Kalim: he asks you for help once and 3 weeks later you feel like you're watching a kindergartener so he doesn't put his hand on a stove or climbs into a suspicious van
Jamil: everything he tells you about himself is purposely vague, there are no information about him on the internet or on official documents
Vil: unsolicited beauty tips
Rook: asks you ridiculously personal questions like 5 minutes after meeting you
Epel: the conversations always circle back to his adventurous lifestyle and the amount of family members and friends who have tragically died in car accidents and risky endeavors. Insists he always "stays safe"
Idia: regularly participates in Reddit discourse, proudly calls himself a weeb
Malleus: asks you what you're doing and if you still like him at least once in 3 hours, asks you if you want to look at the gargoyles with him and then repeats "how about today?" every day
Silver: texts you "a tragic accident happened to me" and then goes to sleep and for the next 6-8 hours you don't know whether he spilled his milk on his homework or got hit by a vehicle
Sebek: tries to flirt with you but it dissolves into a long appreciative rant about another person (Malleus)
Lilia: tells you a prediction of how we're all doomed and then insists he would know since he is an expert in this field without ever specifying why, not even when asked
Crewel: rates people by appearance on a scale of 1-10
Trein: overshares about his preferences in romantic partners, tells you on the first date how responsible you are when you're the least responsible person you ever met
Crowley: keeps telling you how nice he is
Sam: tries to convince you of the quality of an MLM product
Neige: relies too much on pseudoscience
Chenya: unpredictable and replies with ambiguous gifs to you talking about your feelings and passions
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Yuu: I'm just scared that if we make our relationship public, we might be met with disapproval
Malleus: Are you talking about the government of my kingdom?
Yuu: No I am talking about Sebek

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