yes... ha ha ha... yes!

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

it’s weird how if you open your mouth too early at the dentist’s they call you a dumb whore now

to all the trans women who may see this, know this; all the world is lucky to be your home.

there are so many of you that i'm not satisfied to know just once. i wish i could live so many more lives just to know you again and again.

i love you, trans women.

>be me

>be known at work to be a little weird about knitting

>daily changing Windows wallpaper on communal PC changes to Cute Sheep

>be summoned by colleagues to look at Cute Sheep

>me: Oh! A Valois Blacknose sheep, I think

>colleagues check picture attribution to verify

>it's a Valois Blacknose sheep

>I gain one point on the Estimation Counter of my autistic colleague

>I gain one point on the Weirdness Counter of my allistic colleagues

>I kind of hope they'll start showing me more Cute Sheep

Reminds me of watching.....Endor?....with husband and there were manx loaghtan sheep and I identified the sheep (they're pretty distinctive!) and my husband gave me a look and said he figured I'd know what they were and I took that as a very positive thing

That prompted me to look up Manx Loaghtan an yeah

That's a good sheep!!

It's also very nice to spin! I got a bit in an advent calendar and I loved it. So bouncy...

why does it have 4 horns???

Not unusual! Some sheep have four or even six horns! Here's a Jacob sheep, which has four horns and naturally piebald fleece!

Homegrown shooting star

making every relationship queerplatonic forever

Cool lighting effect caused by ice and sunshine and the movement of the water. I like that moving line it causes on the lakebed.

Old Man

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

Somewhere in the pit

realizing you’re trans will have u exercising self-love like never before. pre-transition i hated depicting myself in any capacity that wasn’t via fursonas, i hated clothes shopping and thinking about how things would look on me, i hated looking in mirrors, I hated taking pictures of myself, i hated being perceived in any capacity. i was so unbelievably self-conscious

and now i LOVE to draw myself. I love picking out and wearing sick ass outfits. I love looking at myself in the mirror and admiring my silly mustache and my buck teeth and my mole underneath my left eye. I love taking photos of myself and photobombing my friends bc i am HANDSOME AS HELL and it should be considered an HONOR for me to be in their presence. I love myself!!!!!

happy new year

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

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