unclehood is being wasted on unworthy figures

Real

tshirt that says NO ONE KNOWS I EXPERIENCE DESIRE

“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner

She is terrified of watermarks

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

happy annoy squidward day

Tumblr is such an awesome website. What if your diary had a pvp option

y'all remember when we glomped?

we need to normalize hating popular headcanons of your faves. im serious

you are not by any means forced to enjoy a headcanon that you dislike. even if it seems like the entire rest of the fandom loves it. even if you feel like the only person who dislikes it. you are not a bigot or a hater or a bad person for not liking how people characterize your blorbo. that is your blorbo.

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media