I’m sooo normal about Data guys I promise

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Kris. Any/all pronouns. I’m familiar with TOS, TNG, & DS9 but I haven’t seen the others.
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the actual main difference between data and spock is that data is almost completely sincere the majority of the time meanwhile spock is mostly lying or being a bitch for fun

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once again, pointing out the beautiful tragic irony in quodo. quark is probably the only person in the world who loves and accepts odo unconditionally, but odo is so blinded by his obsession with kira he fails to see it. remember when odo turned collaborator? kira had already lost hope and believed that odo couldn't help them. meanwhile, quark INSISTED that wasn't who odo was. insisted that odo would want to help if he just knew what was going on with rom. what snaps odo out of it is that kira is about to be executed. he doesn't seem to care what will happen to jake, rom, or leeta (i think he does, but kira is the only thing snap him out of that "clarity" the other changeling offered him). quark consistently cares for and protects odo even when he does not deserve it.

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This is a painting I did, NOT a photo, zoom in to check the details! A friend told me I should say that lol

My 1950’s sci-fi poster/lobby card homage to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’s “Little Green Men”! SUCH a fun episode I had to go all out

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Still not over Star Trek Picard lying to me and saying Geordi is bad at making friends. My man is so good at making friends it almost destroyed the Borg. He befriended a Romulan who wanted to kill him in a matter of hours and avoided a diplomatic incident because of it. His best fucking friend is a guy who didn't even know he was capable of friendship before Geordi. He's the best at making friends

If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.

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Big fan of how Quark just casually offers people porn all the time

Stopping for a drink? Porn

Ship blew up? Porn

You like puzzles? How about a porn puzzle, eh?

Oh, you want THAT porn? I have even BETTER porn, for a modest fee

Creep of all time

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a concept: the ds9 crew doing a hear me out cake when quark pulls out a picture of gul dukat. absolute mayhem. chairs are flying

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its my first day at ds9 high school hope they dont notice im straight

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Knickknacks sold at Quark’s gift shop

  • Keychains in the shape of the station
  • Pictures of the wormhole with Sisko’s (forged) signature
  • Socks patterned with Cardassian voles 
  • T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was this lousy shirt”
  • Emissary bobble-heads with Sisko’s (forged) signature
  • Fried tube grubs
  • Freeze-dried gagh (Worf does NOT approve)
  • T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was a vision from the Prophets”
  • Culturally insensitive replicas of Bajoran earrings, but with DS9-shaped ornaments
  • Glittery postcards of the wormhole with Sisko’s (forged) signature
  • Containers of goop labeled as “Changeling Tears” (it’s just cornstarch and water)
  • T-shirts that say “I went to Terok Nor and all I got was aggressively corrected on its new name by a Bajoran Resistance veteran”
  • Trading cards of the senior staff (Nog secretly collects these)
  • T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was my back blown out by this sexy beast” with a picture of Morn
  • Baseballs with Sisko’s (real) signature 
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