
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
Joy and whimsy detected! The heirloom dancing spiderman is joyful and whimsical!
(I was just thinking about this for the first time in years the other day…)

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.
They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.
The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.
The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.
where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧
you know i do think that one of the underacknowledged horrors of forcing every writer to have a prominent social media presence is that it puts some of the least online people in the world in direct contact with their Most Online Fans. and this is the breeding ground for some truly shakespearian levels of miscommunication between author and audience
every day i see authors who know neither shit nor fuck about the pits of online discourse innocently responding to the most obvious bait on the internet and frankly i think it's inhumane. writers should not be on tumblr dot com being asked vague leading questions intended to trap them into accidentally giving an opinion on what a proshipper is, they should be in their natural habitat. freely procrastinating writing their books like god and grrm intended.
parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
really one of my favorite types of characters in the world it seems is. well i dont know how else to describe it but "losing the idgaf war" but theres at least 2 genres of this that ive noticed I Gotta Make an Image hold on
its like this. even better when a character has the range to be both
easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
I, a fellow LED headlight hater, regret to inform everyone that we have reached the point of saturation where you can no longer assume that someone with LED headlights chose them over regular headlights, or that they even wanted them.
Even people who can only afford a used car might find themselves in a situation where the only option available to them is a car with LED headlights.
Absolutely! But if they’re misaligned, then I’m judging you.
It's not the type of bulb that's the issue but the brightness thereof and its alignment. Plenty of LED headlights are tolerable because they're not overkill.
it's the color temperature! (nerd alert ahead because I am a lighting freak)
so long story short, most LED headlights that people complain about are in the 6500-7000 Kelvin range, or in other words very blue because it looks high-end compared to warmer white LEDs (say, in the 3000-4000K range) and Audi, BMW, etc, want to market their cars as luxury products.
why is this bad? because of Rayleigh scattering! this is the same phenomenon that explains why the sky is blue - shorter wavelengths of light (like blue) are scattered more in the atmosphere than longer ones (like red). so you have manufacturers with these hyper-blue white LEDs and just by the nature of light in atmosphere, they spread a lot more (inside your eyes!) than warmer whites would. and since our eyes at night rely on our rods, which are super sensitive to blue light and just getting slammed with it. (and you have a third type of photoreceptor cell, the ipRGCs, which just so happen to be extra sensitive to blue light and are in charge of your circadian rhythms and are screaming in pain at the headlights, too)
gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons
The Diamond Button Layout Is The Bleeding Stump Where Form Cut Function’s Head Off
Also, the holes for the thumbsticks are octagon-shaped.
When you push a stick all the way to the edge, it will lock into one of these corners. This helps with stuff like walking in a perfectly straight line or steering all the way to one side, which is great for people who struggle with fine motor skills.
Like young kids, aka the target demographic for the gamecube, for example.
It is always morally correct to dead name Sears Tower
we don't credit rebecca sugar enough for making the episode with the first gay wedding in a kids show extremely plot relevant so it could not be skipped or cut.
#rebecca sugar has gone on record saying that they knew from the beginning they wanted ruby and sapphire and they put every inch of planning#in to make sure that the studio could not take them out. sugar has said they’d compromised on hundreds of things they’d wanted for steven#so that they had the bargaining power specifically to keep ruby and sapphire’s relationship#and a number of ‘filler’ episodes were created just to establish counter-arguments that might come up when they pitched the wedding episode#the one that comes to mind is the episode about steven and connie getting lost in rose’s room steven’s central conflict about liking their#fave book series’ romantic ending was later weaponised when producer’s were like ‘oh but steven’s a boy he won’t be too interested in them#getting married’ sugar was able to be like ‘no. in this episode it’s established he loves romance and specifically weddings. and in these#episodes it’s shown how much steven cares about ruby and sapphire and their relationship and happiness. you cannot convince me this is not#good and necessary plot development#and they wrapped it up in the season finale and the big climactic point of the diamonds finally coming to attack earth to make the#episode integral to the series no skipping it without confusion. and had ruby wear a wedding dress because international censors took#advantage of her design to give her a masculine va#and sugar made certain that everybody knew This was a queer love story that an entire town supported and admired and that any child watchin#it at home would know they are not alone and that that support is waiting for them out there somewhere#sugar sacrificed the wider story they wanted to tell for that and it was a horrible decision to be given but they made the right choice






