my favorite thing about nico rosberg is that he is actually so unbelievably lame. like so many people see him as lewis’s villainous narrative foil and it’s like ok, nico literally writes inspirational blog posts on linkedin about working out with his granddad. he takes dad selfies at work to post to instagram. he has the lifestyle of a 2000s pinterest board yoga mom. his briefly evil side quest is probably the most aura he’s ever had all things considered
rosberg is gay nico and hulkenberg is straight nico. this is not so much a commentary on their literal attraction to men as it is on their attitudes. rosberg knows he likes it up the butt and is at peace with that so he can live a happy fulfilled life with his beautiful wife and children but hulkenberg has never fully sated his desires which is why he has his ex-teammate in the garage like a wag and his current teammate wiggling in his lap or kissing him on the cheek
there are objectively correct f1 omegaverse takes, and i absolutely REFUSE to believe that max verstappen is anything but an omega, i mean just look at that man!!
need That character absolutely delirious with fear. recoiling from everything. unable to parse what's happening around them, their mind stuck in fight or flight. shaking and hyperventilating. completely unconsolable even as they're wrapped in a crushing hug.
ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.



