As this blog closes in on 5,000 items (compared to published manuals that tend to have a few dozen at most) I worry about things getting repetitive, so I used Perchance.org's randomizer tools to put together an Item Generator! Will you get something amazing? Something useful? Something incomprehensible? Who knows?

Item: Jomunculus (Jeans Homunculus)

Item: glass vial of Hammer Juice, a liquid that contains the force of getting hit with a hammer. Just make sure to use the liquid and don’t actually hit anything with the glass vial

Item: a couple of three-packs of Forbidden Formulas

Item: Wicklock; prevents a candle from being lit without the key

Item: entrace ticket to Quack's New Panoramascope of Goosieganderdom, nightly at Gapingmouth Hall; admits Several Ladies and One Gentleman

Item: writhing mass of dusty chartreuse velvet worms in a large plastic zipper bag

Item: Stickee-Vest; allows the wearer to jump onto passing vehicles and adhere

Source: cartoonist Pippa Garner