Cromch
strongly agree with this sentiment, the sound is lovely here
medically accurate muscle chart:
As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.
For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.
Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.
Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.
Strong contender for most depressing thing Charlie Brown has ever said
my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel
my dad is famous
“You bastard, what are you doing over there?”
*camera zooms in*
“You are STEALING my nuts. Hey. Hey!”
*becoming more strident*
“Are you listening to me?!”
*taps on wall, causing squirrel to startle*
“You. Are. A. Little. Thief.”
playing trivia games as a nonamerican introduces a real element of chaos because sometimes the super easy beginner questions are like what was the top selling brand of toilet paper in texarkana in 1972 and sometimes the hardest questions will be like oh no a super tricky one for you: what country are dutch people from?
Your fuckpig is weaker than my fuckpig
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-- Last words of fuckpigcommander286
the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering
This is why phone can be carried to bed?
But then…doomscrolling.
Foolish manusya. phone in bed is not the same as On The Computer
