Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

somebody could feel me headed their way

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

i proposed inventing a new rodent yesterday and people have very good ideas on what rodents need to be invented i think

keep me posted

:o

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

In every level including physical I’m the IKEA Gosig Råtta plush toy

‪okay. i want you guys to imagine a rat but HUGE. like the size of a great dane‬

you imagining? good. okay now imagine like eight of them pulling a sled

slow down and take your time

hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini

how could anyone forget the pinnacle of animated cinema

RAT DISEASE

finally…

new york syndrome

@ratlicker1917

Mmm... how delectably chimeric, thank you for bringing this to my attention

rat behavior

don’t tempt me

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) dir. J.J. Abrams

hmmmm, looks bad todd

Ah! I see… this trailer snippet contains important information that we been knew! Kylo Ren is a professional at looking like a drowned rat.

My little friends do not enjoy being associated with That Man