Sloppy Cas sketch page in penbecause I was bored at school

This pen is so yummy im sad I have to give it back to friend... gonna have to go to the store and snag a pack for myself

starting a collection

the concept of Dean Winchester gripping onto Castiel for dear life when they sleep

he has me working overtime

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW

Happy (late) Holidays and New Year!

A siren turns into Castel’s ideal dream partner like sirens do, it’s Dean Winchester. This goes on for a month and Cas doesn’t react and not because he’s an angel. No it’s because Dean Winchester’s already a siren himself to castiel. The siren eventually get pissed at Cas and throws a tantrum. Dean walks in on this.

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

The funniest thing about Castiel is that he immediately spots that Dean is carrying the Mark of Cain but it takes him weeks to realize Sam's missing his soul

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

This post has found its target market

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

my artists rendition of the morning in question

Son fanart

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

you're falling in the trap!! it will be read by many people, many times, and it will live on in their memories. and maybe no single other human will match you in time spent dedicated to your story, but as a collective we will outlast you. acts of creation only grow when they are shared

This. Writing is not like dinner. It can be consumed many times

you write it once so it can be read forever

collecting these

HOW could i forget this classic

What do you call yourself when you don’t care anymore whether it’s platonic or romantic attraction you just want someone to love you unconditionally and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you and hug you???????