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Hey I'm Rider (he/him). I'm just a silly lil guy (full of unimaginable horrors) header by @captain-ani pfp by @nanjokaoru HSR UID: 618412944

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hey… u wanna tell me about roman and naomi so bad…. 🌀🌀🌀 (/silly you don’t have to if you don’t want to :) )

(but. if you perhaps were inclined to share something about them I wouldn’t be opposed to Listening………..)

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I do I do!!! I love them so so so so much!!!! They are still very much a work in progress so their story isn't complete.

Ok so Roman and Naomi are the youngest of their siblings and come from a huge family. Their family are farmers and hunters, they will hunt anything (animals, monsters, people) for the right price and are incredibly territorial over their property.

The rules of their family is very strict and if you fail a task you will be punished. If their father tells them to get something they better fucking get it or there will be consequences. For Roman he failed to get rid of a trespasser and now has to survive the night as punishment. Meaning his family will be sent to hunt him down for the night and if he gets caught he'll be done for essentially (he also has to avoid whatever monsters come out at night).

So Roman is the quietest of his siblings but is very devoted to his family. He thinks that they can do no harm even if the harm is directed to him. He is most often forgotten about because he hardly speaks and doesn't really have a good relationship with his siblings. He keeps mostly to himself and will not break the rules, he's a bit of pushover. He's a shit fighter but he's got great aim, he's also a fast runner and can rock climb.

Naomi is the opposite of her twin, she's loud and opinionated and a troublemaker. She argues with all of her siblings and causes problems for fun. She leaves the house to visit one of the close towns often even though its against the rules but she does it anyway. She's an asshole and very pathetic but she has a crush on this poor baker. Which Naomi has no idea how to handle that so this poor baker is suffering (don't worry she's into Naomi).

The twins do not have a good relationship with each other, they want nothing to do with each other. Naomi, the instigator (my beloved), will just start fights with him and try to push his buttons but Roman finds her insufferable and annoying and does not want to be around her. However, they may have opposing personalities but they are both incredibly lonely. Neither of them have a strong connection with anyone family or not.

I made them a family tree but I'm not sure some of the names are going to fully stick yet. But I'll put the family tree under the cut bc it's huge lmao

ok lana has convinced me to make sure that Roman survives

Some updates:

-Commission of them here

- Dallas raised the twins before he got married

- the bakers name is aurora

- Dallas is being haunted by the ghost of lana, @microwaveango

- Naomi's favorite weapon is a battle axe made by her grandmother

- Small Roman drabble here

- Kieran is apart of the forest

- addition information here

-Comfort Items here

-fun facts here

-General Story Ideas here

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….

what if the spider/alien book cover was that generic flat style that you see with modern romances, except one of the two guy was just this giant eight-eyed spider-centaur. would that be anything?

like this style specifically

did this extremely quick and dirty, so don't zoom in

I tried to fit more than one in, but there wasn't any time! people gave negative reviews to my last book because it wasn't sexually explicit enough, so I was like okay fine, you want porn, I'll give you the worst sort of porn imaginable. but then the plot just kept happening! like I wanted the alien to get freaky with the spider, but they were honestly both really busy. so we only got one explicit spiderjob, one implied spider job, some dry humping, and a lot of bondage.

As someone who has been on the Internet longer than many of you have been alive, I cannot emphasise enough what a good idea it is to block fools, bores, and drama-starters ON SIGHT. That means, on the FIRST sight. See the take, do not wait.

You are not a court of law. You are not required to hear them out, argue, nor give them a second chance. Block them. Nothing bad will happen to them without you! It's fine! Goodbye forever! Prevention is better than cure.

My fellow aunties will be with me on this.

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

'aftermath of torture'? coward. show me the math of torture. the calculus of evil and the terrible geometry of pain.

actually you know what fuck it i'm breaking gimmick some of y'all have pissed me off

genuinely why are you following a gimmick blog if you don't like gimmick blogs. if you're going to complain about having to remove the little silent bit, just don't fucking follow me. like i don't need to hear about how annoying you find it. that's not my problem. you do not need to follow me or reblog from me

i'm not giving y'all a separate blog that i reblog things on without the gimmick because i don't have one. my main is mainly just original posts and maybe the occasional reblog of some art my friends made. i stopped reblogging on there as often after i made this blog since most of my mutuals also follow this one

so just shut up. please. before i have to start blocking anons

Requesting you not be rude and please just leave if you hate gimmick blogs

Requesting you not

be rude and please just leave if

you hate gimmick blogs

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

You bozos made the unyielding silence yield.

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