rpf truthing but in like a hater way. i think those youtubers are dating and i think they should break up. i think those musicians have a secret gay thing going on and i think they should get over it and get back to making the damn album.

be honest how much time do you think they spend in the pink world. as someone who's had red hair i know it's a lot

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

I'VE BEEN RELEASED ON GOOD BEHAVIOR!!!

The funniest thing I ever did on tumblr dot com is send myself an anon ask apologizing for a previous anonymous ask that was being transphobic. I then publicly answered to say, thank you for doing the right thing and then I turned off anonymous asks. That was 7 years ago, and I just found this sitting in my inbox:

Imagine logging on and seeing that your mortal enemy has finally decided to admit the truth after 7 years but now you’re being clowned on by 10 thousand people

I can’t believe anon was right about me. We are BOTH trans now. We’ve come full circle.

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

what state are you in?

pretty bad

YOUR LOCATION

#i had to look up if op was still alive cuz. dude. what.

don't worry I just found out that I've been eating moldy bread for like 4 years because cutting the 'top off' doesn't get rid of the mold, it has roots that spread out so I think I'm part mold and will survive anything

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

clouds pt.2 !

i will paint clouds for your grandma for free if she wants

BLISTERING HOT TAKE

Menswear as an American cultural thing is fucking stupid and needs to go. Bland ass conformity based on old money standards and everyone is wearing the same stupid looking suits and ties? Can you come up with anything new? Who gives a fuck about minutiae decided IN THE FUCKING 1920s. You will LIKE your gulag uniform compared to this crap. Not ONCE have I ever seen a man look good in a suit. Not ONE FUCKING TIME!!!! It's boring! It's cliche! That's Agent 47's thing, not yours. Derek menswear I'm putting you in gulag jail and re educating you. Menswear? Men SWEAR OFF THESE CLOTHES!!!

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

Queer Slur Heritage Post

In figure drawing class today my professor was asking me how I got the hang of drawing from life when I was so use to doing illustrations. She’s like “when it comes to illustrations you can basically do it in your sleep, you can draw that priest of yours over and over from memory, so I’m sure it’s hard to break from your instincts…” and I’m over here trying to keep my composer because I suddenly became aware of two things in that moment: she had not only seen my instagram account, but had FOLLOWED IT and has seen enough to know I DRAW THAT PRIEST MAN ALL THE TIME

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

Just because you’re part of an oppressed party does not mean you cannot hold bias against other groups or members of your own group. Bias is learned and ingrained through society and family and it takes real work to unlearn it. No one is perfect, no one is without bias and you are in fact going to fuck up now and again—what matters is if you learn from it and grow.

this is what people are talking about when they say "do the work"

series of unfortunate events really said: sometimes adults are wrong. sometimes they do not have your best interests at heart. sometimes the authority figures you’ve been told to trust are evil, and sometimes they’re just plain idiotic. often, they won’t listen to you, even when you are right. they will misinterpret things you say and belittle your interests and then expect you to take it lying down. sometimes you will know better than they do and there will be very little you can do to change their mind. despite all this, there is good in the world and it will be okay. being young does not mean you are worthless.

This is the opposite of the clip of the inbred anime girls trying to play basketball like infants.