Star Wars: The Old Republic: Annihilation: A Terrible Summary
- Hi my name is Theron Shan and I have brown hair and brown eyes and pale skin and cybernetic implants around my left eye and right ear-
- Theron Shan is not a Jedi. You will be reminded of this twenty times
- Theron gets jumped by another SIS agent and proceeds to ruin an entire operation
- Theron attempts to jump about 30 feet horizontally. He doesn’t make it and climbs up a building like Spider-Man
- Theron steals a swoop bike and gets in a high-speed chase with a gang. Everyone claps.
- Drug smugglers use an engine as a shield. It explodes.
- The Dark Council is racist
- Darth Marr possesses the only brain cell in the Sith Empire
- Cabinet Man battelship?
- Two Sith put more energy into fighting each other than the Republic. It’s amazing the Sith Empire lasted even this long
- Office work is a circle of Hell
- Theron Shan is good at what he does. It’s not usually his job though
- “I think I’m your father” “what the fuck.”
- Theron follows a drunk man into the bathroom and subsequently gets his teeth knocked out
- Theron scales the side of a building to break into Jedi Grandmaster Satele Shan’s apartment, even though the door was unlocked and he was invited. He leaves the same way
- I’m no Jedi. Like my father before me
- Jace Malcom violates the Geneva Convention
- Theron pretends to be shitfaced to get out of trouble. This plan works a few times actually
- Teff’ith says acab?
- “Why are you in your underwear?” “Why are you in your underwear?”
- Theron Shan and Master Gnost-Dural emerge from an escape pod to cheers. They are both still (basically) naked
HOME ALONE 1990, Dir. Chris Columbus
Karl Urban as ÉOMER THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS│2002
And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.
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i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!
Official Post of Massachusetts
if everyone in the world including all systems suddenly forgot your birthday and you had to pick a new one , which month would you place it in ?
Costume appreciation post: Commodore James Norrington in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
just living my life boner to boner
Are there no stones in heaven But what serve for the thunder?
LAURENCE FISHBURNE as OTHELLO Othello (1995)
‘They cannot conquer for ever!’ said Frodo.
Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder
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