they should've kept making home alone movies with the same protagonist so as he gets older it gets increasingly less impressive that he's been left home alone. by 2025 they release home alone 12 and it's adult macaulay culkin having a normal one while two elderly gentlemen try to steal from his mailbox and get vaporized by his door camera.

Susie Dent has the energy of a tired mum, who decided to join her sons silly little games, because he repeatedly asked her to

what this fandom needs

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

"people come to the show for two reasons- the nerdery and eye candy" so true

actually pretty bleak that the charlie brown Christmas special is all about how commercialism destroys the holidays and our relationships and makes us casually cruel and shortsighted because consumerist obsession places all our hopes and excitement into material goods and shiny prizes. and now snoopy is so heavily commodified he's just like mickey mouse 2. he's just a gucci bag for quirked up internet users. a five below keychain used to signal that you are nonthreatening and cozycore. they're printing his face on potato chip bags this winter. what have you done to him. where's the shame. did charlie brown's plight mean nothing to you

just realised rock around the clock means theyre going to rock during all the hours on the clock. always pictured it like this 

my daily affirmation as an author

i am gonna make it through this year and it’s not gonna kill me. i’m going to kill this year

my battle against this year has not started well but i WILL win it

the way u view and talk to “stupid” people with no educational backgrounds says more about ur politics than how many dense books uve read

the idea of "performative reading" is fucking ludicrous. what next, performative watching the sunset? the idea that a stranger simply living their life is actually somehow performing for you is psychotic and shows that you consume too much media

I don’t 'hydrate'. I take one dramatic sip of water and act like I’ve just cured centuries of dehydration trauma, then immediately forget liquids exist.