“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

AND HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY

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thank you yes, I did need this today

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

Ally's reaction to Jacob saying "Oh Bother" is killing me. He has NO IDEA the history XD

would you say they. never. never stopped. never s—

the terror season 1 ep 3

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

Behold, One William.

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

this is art i can't breathe thats too good

The world is big. We don't know.

Boy ain’t that the truth

funnier in my head but ive been wanting to post this for like 3 months

it's because you're always identifying with that damn character

So good at feeling not so good at expressing