someone: how are you today?
the hallucination of declan lynch i keep around at all times: lie
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You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck
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i have to say it was really bold and innovative for maggie stiefvater to say. in my YA romance series centered around a dark prophecy of a girl being destined to kill her true love. the girl and her true love will actually end up being in a throuple with another guy who has absolutely fuckall to do with the prophecy. who without warning just sort of showed up when no one asked him to one day. sat in between them. and very seriously said. scoot over. i love yall.
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so............... black market! henry cheng, am i right.
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Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
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gea van eck
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Character who's a third wheel, but in the same way that a tricycle has three wheels. You technically might be able to remove him, but it's going to be a lot less stable and a lot more likely to result in someone's death if you do.
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do you ever think about noah czerny. his childhood. his favourite food. his favourite movie. the music he would’ve listened to. what he would’ve said at age 7 he wanted to do when he grew up. whether he would’ve enjoyed something like f1 or hockey. his favourite smell. the fact he deserves every bit of love in the world. do you ever think about that last hour? half an hour? ten minutes? five? do you ever think about ‘remembered’? do you ever think about ‘he quietly slid from time’? do you ever think about noah czerny so much that your chest starts to hurt? do you? because i do.
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A lot of They Would Not Fucking Say That moments for me are really more about the register than they are about the sentiment. Like, yeah, maybe they would say something to that effect, but they wouldn't say it with that particular level of formality under these particular circumstances.
I will point out that Good Mr. Prokopetz means level of formality both in how overly or underly formal they speak. Example:
Magneto: What the hell happened here, dude? Wolverine: I haven't the foggiest idea.
Congratulations on being literally the only person in the notes who knows what a register is.
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Hudson Williams attends the 83rd annual Golden Globe Awards
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brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone
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this made me cry laughing adam at harvard fr 😭
one of the crying club comes out to adam while they're studying and adam gives him that lightskin stare and without blinking says "you got question three wrong" and passes him back the practice paper with red crosses all over it
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open rp:
"Hey~"
Declan scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Cheryl Blossom. I know you were the one who ordered the hit on my father Niall Lynch. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and pulling out a pistol. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”
"I’d love to see you try, Declan”
"You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”
That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Cheryl's fashion sense and that was a fatal move.
"The Lynch bloodline ends here"
"Cheryl you may be my illegitimate daughter but I forbid this!!!!" She waves her hand in the air and uh. whoever that 4th guy is steps between them, also pointing a gun at declan because he looks like someone who would have a gun idk I don't go here. "DECLAN LYNCH YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO THE TOWER! OR THE DUNGEON, WHICHEVER IS MORE THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE FOR THIS SHOW!"