my problem is i want somebody to love me madly and lust for me greatly and nothing else will do. but i’m really annoying and not that hot

Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

if it makes you happy it’s not stupid. if if makes you happy it’s not pointless.

i love being a fangirl. i was always meant to care too deeply about the media i consume

parked car conversations are lowkey unofficial therapy sessions.

TAKE YOU ANYWHERE

you guys weren’t even in the door 5 minutes. the minute you closed that door behind you,

it was over.

matt’s hands pushed your hips against the door, caging you in. your hands moved to his hair, lightly tugging at his brunette strands.

the sounds of wet lips smacking together fills the rooms air. his lips trail down to your neck. “matt” you breathe, head falling back against the door, eyes closing.

he hums against you, fingers dancing down your body to slip between the short blue dress you wore. your breathing fastens, chest rising faster as his fingers inch closer to where you need him most.

your hand tugs harder in his hair as the other grips the back of his neck. his fingers slide into you in one swift motion eliciting a moan out of you. your eyes shut as your head stays back, hips grinding against his hand.

“fuck” you moan, jaw slightly open, breathy moans escaping it. matt continues to kiss against your neck and collarbone, fingers scissoring open and curling to hit your sweet spot just right.

you bite your lip, moans turned to groans as he continues his assault on your core. his thumb bends up to rub slow circles on your clit, your body shaking all together.

he pauses his movements, retreating his fingers from within you. you whine at the loss of contact. “ ‘s okay baby, need you cumming on my dick” he coos, fiddling with his belt for release.

the bulge in his jeans was very prominent, looking painful. his boxers drop to the floor around his ankles along with his pants. “up” he says, tapping one of your legs, you lift it up to rest around his hip as his thigh grips it.

he moves your leg to spread you wider, your pussy throbbing for some friction. “so needy” he says in a low tone, brushing his tip against you. your hips move on instinct and a sigh exhales from you.

he finally pushes in, your hands scrambling to grab around his neck. “ahh, there— that better?” he says, watching your face contort and eyes squeeze closed. you nod with a moan causing matt to let out a chuckle.

he grabs your other leg, pulling both of them to wrap around his waist. he wastes no time with fucking up into you, the door making slight noise from you moving against it. “oh fuck matt” you moan, eyes rolling to the back of your head.

he swallows your moans by kissing you, both of your chests uneven. it was messy. it was rushed. it was perfect.

yes matt had fucked you many times before but this time it was, different. it felt like you had levitated, your soul gone from your body. maybe it was that he was needy, maybe it was just you being horny,

or maybe it’s cause matt sturniolo can take you—— anywhere.

©lilysturnz

The cutest puppy ever. never beating the clingy puppy boyfriend allegations

MY BABY🥹🥹🥹

Matt in this whole video was something else. He looks soo beautiful

Actually stunning.

And look at chris's hair oh my—

What a wonderful day for chrattvibe honestly.

oh how i wish to be a man sometimes….

he’s so FUCKING hot i’m gonna cry

This is going to be my new comfort video I just know it. I’m only 15 minutes in but I love it so much 🥹🫶🏻

I haven’t been one to really comment on things like “too many kitchen videos” or “boring video idea” - I literally just love when they post, whatever it is. I really don’t complain! I loved the new set-up, the mics, etc., but I was just scrolling through the comments on the video and someone said “we don’t need a professional setup… we just need the Sturniolos” and that made me pause!! Because that’s so true. However, people need to grow and evolve and keep up with the world and the internet. Nostalgia is a bitch. They can’t post car videos forever if they want to grow…

Basically I’m saying I will always love them and their content no matter if they post a car video, or a scripted skit!

My opinion doesn’t really matter but I just felt like saying this 🤷🏼‍♀️

A 40 MINITE VIDEO WE WON

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

“Bisexuals don’t belong in the LGBT community” ohhh ok I guess the B stands for ‘bitch’ and that’s where you fit in, gotcha

I was explaining bi and trans erasure/phobia in the gay community to my mum and she was outraged and burst out “WHAT DO THEY THINK IT STANDS FOR? LESBIANS, GAYS, BICYCLES AND TRICYCLES?!” and I don’t think I’ll forget that until my dying day.

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

Virginia Woolf, from her novel titled "The Waves," originally published in 1931