This happened with me and my mom

Me: Ok we're doing some stuff that's a little outside of our comfort zone. But you're not going to get excruciatingly weird about it, right?

My Brain: [already dousing itself in cortisol] Oh sure, definitely not, everything's fine. Real quick though, let's just peel our skin completely off.

The skin

It itches

Remove it

#my little pony is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

THIS IS BEFAUSE OF THAT ONE POST I LET FREE 😭😭😭

Sounds like the post is accurate

I SEE IT ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON TOO THAT WOULD BREAK ANYONE

Your biggest regret

Watching MLP and then seeing Nightmare Moon on the fair moon is one thing but seeing a picture of the dark side of the moon AND SEEING AN OUTLINE OF MLP IS TERRYFING. AND NOT FAIR. SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME

You’ve passed the point of no return, there is no saving you

No please please SAVE ME SOMEHOW PLEASE HOW WILL I WRITE FICS IF IM NOT SAVED

Write My Little Pony fanfiction

Das a good idea! I actually sorta started one a while ago (it was an MLP AU) and then I totally forgot all about it lol. I should start MLP fics!

I got invited to this a while ago, it’s why I’ve been brainstorming a mlp oc

Maybe I can adapt one of my existing characters? Gonna have to think about that

Ooh that sounds awesome! I’ve never really roleplayed much but it would be fun!

Yeah

#my little pony is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

THIS IS BEFAUSE OF THAT ONE POST I LET FREE 😭😭😭

Sounds like the post is accurate

I SEE IT ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON TOO THAT WOULD BREAK ANYONE

Your biggest regret

Watching MLP and then seeing Nightmare Moon on the fair moon is one thing but seeing a picture of the dark side of the moon AND SEEING AN OUTLINE OF MLP IS TERRYFING. AND NOT FAIR. SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME

You’ve passed the point of no return, there is no saving you

No please please SAVE ME SOMEHOW PLEASE HOW WILL I WRITE FICS IF IM NOT SAVED

Write My Little Pony fanfiction

Das a good idea! I actually sorta started one a while ago (it was an MLP AU) and then I totally forgot all about it lol. I should start MLP fics!

I got invited to this a while ago, it's why I've been brainstorming a mlp oc

Maybe I can adapt one of my existing characters? Gonna have to think about that

You don’t write like AI — AI writes like you. Because a bunch of rich tech bros stole your writing to train it. Don’t change the way you write, because other people are the assholes in this situation.

Thank you @ellipsus-writes for this beautiful badge (I ordered a sticker of it).

OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL

AND EVERY CROW IS SO DELIGHTFUL

SINCE WE’VE NO PLACE TO CROWWWW

LET IT SNOW LET IT CROW LET IT SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Hey @shaethecrow! I think you'd like this :3

Omg yes. Incredible. I love them :3 (thank you!!)

@4lethia @sparkly-heretic @artemisblackwing

@crow-offical @corvidsofthedeep

omg thank you

caw CAW

@mildlybizarrecorvid

#my little pony is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

THIS IS BEFAUSE OF THAT ONE POST I LET FREE 😭😭😭

Sounds like the post is accurate

I SEE IT ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON TOO THAT WOULD BREAK ANYONE

Your biggest regret

Watching MLP and then seeing Nightmare Moon on the fair moon is one thing but seeing a picture of the dark side of the moon AND SEEING AN OUTLINE OF MLP IS TERRYFING. AND NOT FAIR. SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME

You’ve passed the point of no return, there is no saving you

No please please SAVE ME SOMEHOW PLEASE HOW WILL I WRITE FICS IF IM NOT SAVED

Write My Little Pony fanfiction

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

First Person Sentence Starters besides 'I'

Action and Movement ✏ Running down the alley, breath burned my lungs. ✏ Fingers tightened around the handle. ✏ The door slammed behind me. ✏ Blood soaked through my sleeve before I noticed.

Emotion and Internal State ✏ Fear crept in slowly, unwelcome and familiar. ✏ Guilt settled heavy in my chest. ✏ Relief came too late. ✏ Anger rose sharp and sudden.

Sensory Focus ✏ The smell of smoke filled the room. ✏ Cold air scraped my skin. ✏ The floor vibrated beneath my feet. ✏ A metallic taste coated my tongue.

Observation and Setting ✏ The streetlights flickered like dying stars. ✏ Shadows crowded the corners of the room. ✏ Rain hammered the pavement outside. ✏ Silence stretched between us.

Memory and Thought ✏ Every mistake led back to this moment. ✏ The memory refused to stay buried. ✏ Doubt whispered its familiar warnings. ✏ Hope felt dangerous now.

Dialogue Adjacent Openers ✏ “Don’t look back,” echoed in my head. ✏ The last thing he said still hurt. ✏ Words failed before they reached my mouth. ✏ A lie waited on my tongue.

Body Reactions ✏ Hands shook despite my effort to stay calm. ✏ Breath caught halfway in. ✏ Muscles locked in place. ✏ Nausea rolled through me.

Time and Transition ✏ By morning, everything had changed. ✏ Moments later, the regret hit. ✏ That night rewrote everything. ✏ Too late, the truth became clear.

i don't believe that some people should have been bullied more however i specifically should have been hurt as a child

No. Incorrect.

no. correct. :)

There is no good justification for you to have been hurt as a child :)

a retroactive justification: i'm kind of a bitch :)

Doesn't mean you should have been hurt as a child :) Then you'd probably be worse :) No one should be hurt for who they will be :) You can't experience the consequences of something that hasn't happened yet :) Therefore that justification is invalid :)

if i was hurt bad enough though then surely i would stop being so fucked up !! :) i must be right about this !! :) or else !! who am i :) maybe if i even died from it then i wouldn't have to deal with any of this anymore :) and then everyone would be happy :) :)

There is so much wrong about that that I don't know where to start :) Those are Bad Thoughts, and they have no merit :) Rationalizing and accepting the Bad Thoughts as true makes them stronger :) They are inherently irrational and should be treated as such :) And I would be far less happy in life if you died as a child :) I like you ;) I don't want you to be hurt and I don't want you to be dead :) You cannot change my mind on the prior statement :) You don't deserve a childhood of pain, my Lovely :)

#my little pony is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

THIS IS BEFAUSE OF THAT ONE POST I LET FREE 😭😭😭

Sounds like the post is accurate

I SEE IT ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON TOO THAT WOULD BREAK ANYONE

Your biggest regret

Watching MLP and then seeing Nightmare Moon on the fair moon is one thing but seeing a picture of the dark side of the moon AND SEEING AN OUTLINE OF MLP IS TERRYFING. AND NOT FAIR. SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME

You've passed the point of no return, there is no saving you

#my little pony is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

THIS IS BEFAUSE OF THAT ONE POST I LET FREE 😭😭😭

Sounds like the post is accurate

I SEE IT ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON TOO THAT WOULD BREAK ANYONE

Your biggest regret

#my little pony is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

THIS IS BEFAUSE OF THAT ONE POST I LET FREE 😭😭😭

Sounds like the post is accurate

You may

Lovely

*chomp* One post down, 1648 to go. 😋🍴

luv, the tumbeasts

They are many

if you took a hotdog bun and put #rise raph in it, would it be a sandwich?

No. He's too big