Shit ass writing indeed way to many plot holes

Still holding onto #conformitygate its the only theory that can fix everything

mike in his mom's basement writing his sci fi novel featuring the awfully close friendship of billiam wyers and wike mheeler

“that picture on the wall you’re scared of looks just like you…”

hey, if conformitygate isn't real tomorrow I am letting everyone know this right now.

PUT. THIS. IN. YOUR. POCKET.

This idea is GENIUS, and I know how many ao3 authors are like mid-late teens-early adults, but this idea is genuinely amazing and could be a REAL thing in a piece of film/media that one of you guys make in the near future. Because now you know how to write a good series. Don't let anything stop you, we know how that went (cough cough volume 2)

This is your sign (whether conformitygate/9th episode is real or not) to take inspiration FROM conformitygate. Like I said, this idea Is genius. Like- I cant even explain how crazy it is. Think about it, gaslighting EVERYBODY the finale came out? it premiered in THEATRES. Then, BOOM. REAL FINALE, YOU'RE IN A FAKE REALITY. WAKE UP. Do you guys understand how smart that is? not just in an intellectual and compelling narrative way, but in a marketing way as well.

make it happen!! make a fake finale!!! make that slow-burn queer romance!! make everything YOU wish you saw in media when you needed it most!!

mike was just a self-insert. what the duffers meant by "a show for outcasts" they meant awkward white guys with nerdy interests who couldn't talk to women. it was no wonder that the only girl mike had a chance with was a girl who was so closed off from society that she didn't know what she wanted. there was no way they were going to give mike a gay romance with will because they're straight incel men. that's part of why mike had no real personality. they needed to project onto him.

How the big “announcement” is gonna go down tmr if conformitygate isn’t canon

The Duffer brothers :

We were scared of screwing up our final season, like so many other shows did before us. Which is why we studied them to a science to make sure we do the worst TV-show final since Game Of Thrones season 8.

“S5 will have so much horror and be so scary” was the horror and scare factor you lobotomizing every writer in the writer’s room??????

more than anything conformity gate is like. the tumblrina's final revenge. "just noise" huh? okay fuck it *mobilizes the entire internet into calling out the 10,000 plot inconsistencies and production errors you left in your $400million slop finale*

conformitygate has breached the wwe premises

im laughing so hard

People saying Dustin would've defended El for hitting Angela when we all know for sure it wouldn't even get to that point cuz he would clock the bullying as early as when Will mentioned Angela 💀

No shade to Mike but his attention was clearly on something(someone) else-

the duffers may have taken a sniper rifle and assassinated almost every character in this show but my man lucas wept when max opened her eyes, held her like he would never let her go, and was the first of will's friends to speak up and stand by will after he came out. if no one got me i KNOW lucas sinclair got me

Me watching the Stranger Things (specially Byler fandom) figure out just now that Vecna won when I've been saying for days now

Dustin Henderson gathering El, Hopper, Will, and Steve to whack them all with a stick: STOP. TRYING. TO. SACRIFICE. YOURSELF.

Mike tries to sneak by

Dustin: Motherfucker get BACK here don’t think I forgot the quarry.

byler stonathan and henderhop is hoppers nightmare sceneario because he has to deal with the social menaces that are mike wheeler, steve harrington, and dustin henderson all dating his shy, polite, artsy kids.