By inviting an evil pedophile onto your dodgeball team, you can now play evil pedophile dodgeball

I can no longer follow submissive bitches who post about how they’re bunnies or deers and want men to choke them sorry like they’re actually terrorists to me and I stand by that

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

Rebecca Storm (Canadian, 1987) - Perfect Strangers (2025)

please look at our favorite gif on the internet

such a gentle cat. it loves its pelleds

Tidying my closet before yet another trip and it gets so humid climate controlling this apartment is a mess its literally just the downsides of liveaboard life without the. Boatey

Shoulda bought a sailboat instead of this lease smh

lets evolve hard shells together i love you & also fuck those birds that keep trying to eat our soft and exposed flesh i hate them i really do but maybe together we can change our world

There's a lot more context to this like Siken wasn't even @-ed by anyone he found the original tweet by namesearching himself, decided to respond to it, then when his response got replies he started throwing around accusations of parasocial stalking over some harmless hyperbole. Sir the only one being parasocial about you is yourself.

Then he accused the women above of having 'meltdowns' and asked Google AI for validation lmfao

And he got quite frankly owned here (if nothing else it's a self-own because pretending to not know words have connotations in society, as a famous poet, is hilarious)

Siken has always been bittered and mean to others around him. There is a broader discussion on the expectations of the public and artists, but Siken often takes it father to berate and lambast those around him—especially teenage girls—beneath the veneer of combatting parasociality.

In 2020, Siken received an email from a 15 year old girl asking for more commentary on his poems for an essay she was writing. Let's be clear, he had no obligation to respond if he did not want to. I cannot find the whole thing, but his response included:

It held the same tone throughout. And Siken happily projects this fact in interviews as a point of pride:

I don't like him. He clearly holds some sort of hatred for younger women and feels their expressions to be boorish and annoying, if not outright threatening towards him. It's immature, and if he was truly intent on being an uncontactable hermit then he'd have more tact with what he chooses to respond to. Instead, he constantly gets haughty on twitter and feels threatened historically by, I repeat, teenage girls.

my pet ant is going yandere for a crumb

If you were born with polydactyly but no longer have the extra digit(s), still vote yes.

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