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You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

unfind that family immediately

when you are 18, you will meet a guy and think you will be best friends forever. it is important that you stick to that plan

i’m like if a girl was a garden that was also a graveyard

Let's say the, uh, snowball became an avalanche.

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

i get that pushing harder/blowing your nose actively makes a congested nose worse via increasing sinus pressure but not for me though. if i just keep blasting it will work and my nose will clear up for me. this is how im reaching heaven through violence.

*Posters your Podcast*