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I Know When Your Sleeping.

@saint-nick-offical

Yo yo yo I’m Santa Claus

This years offical naughty and nice list will be decided by YOU!!!!! Reblog with someone you want on the naughty or nice list. Or else.

HOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE YOUR PRESENTS!!!!!! ( ^∀^)

Wyd when me n my reindeer pull up in the middle of the night while u sleep? 🤔😏🤨🧐

Anonymous asked:

I'm sorry Santa but tis tradition

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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

Ho ho ho! Merry dickmas!

If I steal candy from a baby, but the baby was on the naughty list, does it count?

Xoxo, Quibble 🐦‍⬛

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Ho Ho Ho! Um well that’s like morally wrong to steal candy from a baby but I mean…..how bad this is baby tho? cause if it’s like a little menace then yeah steal that bitches candy

Merry Christmas!

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