gabriel told uriel that they can't swear in front of me but little do they know I know the word stupid-head

oh thank mom- ahh dang dude you cant go around sayin stuff like that, thats not very nice

Can I say *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* though

oh. oh. oooh no no no. lets stick with stupid head. thats. oh. im going to go put holy oil in my ears. and maybe light them on fire.

If you want fire

I know where to get some

Heh, let's just say..

My house, help me

find this funny.now.

ok wait

knock knock

BAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

no stop it's not okay uhm

i'll just be you

"who's there"

uh idk

yeah i'd fuck a noble gas

OhmyGOSH STOP REBLOGGING TJIS BUBBLE

find this funny.now.

ok wait

knock knock

gabriel told uriel that they can't swear in front of me but little do they know I know the word stupid-head

oh thank mom- ahh dang dude you cant go around sayin stuff like that, thats not very nice

Can I say *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* though

Nevermind I did it

my red and white blood cells staring at me as I peel away the scab they spent 10 hrs making:

The platelets watching as the RBCs and the WBCs suddenly start making scabs

If god is a man then why don't they have a penis

Actually uhm well uh I don't know whether or not god has a penis