Rating Modded Bennys on how recognizable as in-game Benny they are to me
Disclaimer: this is just good-natured fun, and is not meant as actual criticism. If one of these is your mod I am very sorry and I love your work
1. Country Boy I Love You Benny
Looks like a high school student about to play the lead in Oklahoma. Not recognizable in the slightest but probably makes a great apple pie. Gains half a point for looking very polite. 0.5/10
2. Shirtless Benny
Technically does look like in-game Benny. Gains points for not relying on the checkered suit to show that this is supposed to be Benny but immediately loses them for making me perceive Benny's selective chest hair. 3/10
3. Tiny Head Benny
Not sure how to say this in a nice way but this Benny looks like an 8 year old wearing his dad's suit while also looking like a seaside cliff face that's partially eroded. Points also docked for replacing his brown eyes with blue eyes. Not recognizable and I need to call his parents to come pick him up. -1/10
4. Bi Rights Benny
Doesn't look like in-game Benny but I greatly appreciate you doing the Lord's work and letting confirmed bachelors experience the benny sex scene. Gains points for letting players be gay! 7.5/10
5. Smooth Benny
No lines on this man's skin to speak of, bordering on uncanny valley. He looks way too smooth, like a skipping stone you find near a lake. Get him some water. 5/10
6. Hyperrealism Benny
Simply no. -100000/10
7. Honorable Mention Reddit Benny
Benny that a redditor made in the character creator because they were playing on xbox and had no access to mods. Most recognizable out of all of them. 10/10
BABE WAKE UP MORE MODDED BENNYS DROPPED
8. Gay Unhinged Scientist in an cult classic movie Benny
This man is running unethical experiments you haven't even thought of. He's absolutely gay-coded, but this movie came out in the 80's so it's not textual. Or maybe it is! This man is not my Benny though, he just stole Benny's suit. 0/10
9. WrestleMania Benny
This man looks like a professional wrestler. Not in a bad way, he's just so jacked, he's like a brick. Not even a brick, a wall. A brick wall even. Unfortunately, actual Benny is very much not a wrestler, he's just a little guy. Points deducted for that, and also because he looks mad at me. -1/10
WAKE UP BABE WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
10. 90s Boy Band Benny
You know at first glance this Benny looks okay but his vibe is so muddled. He's kinda handsome though. Point added for the hair, it looks very fluffy. 1/10
ACCIDENTALLY FOUND ANOTHER MODDED BENNY LADS
11. Oil Painting Benny
I feel as if I would see him appear in a Grant Wood painting in my college art history class. Awarding extra points because in the description the modder said they based his design on pictures of Matthew Perry from the early 2000s, whom I miss dearly. 8/10
EMERGENCY BENNY DROP
12. MTG Benny
Who is this child. Where's Benny. Where the FUCK is BENNY. This is so upsetting. The amount of uncanny valley here is even worse than every single mod on this list. That is Not My Benny. I HATE THIS. -∞/10
