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something about jean having to live under the ground in the nest for so long but the people he loves are from the sky

renee is a rainbow. kevin is a star. jeremy is the sun.

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if you see a bitch on the slopes with a bad bob that is NOT kevin day. go the other way.

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neil, from his pov: i'm trying so hard to shut my mouth. i really am. i am trying so hard and everyone else is just testing me

neil, from jean's pov: he is the biggest instigator in the world. he does everything to piss someone off. this man has the biggest mouth in the world

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Interviewer: So, Neil Josten, what is your view on politics? Neil: Yeah no I kind of like but anyway have you seen the width of andrews muscles he could like totally crush my skull if he wanted to but he wont because hes literally so nice and gentle look at him

Andrew: >:|

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Elle Fanning photographed by Szilveszter Makó for Who What Wear, January 2026.

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Sleepy floozies

Trojans again! They all fell asleep after the fourth match Jean insisted on putting or smth like that.

I'm putting the decor version as well, cause I did it entirely and wouldn't want that carpet to be left unseen (I had to do the bg fully cause i couldn't figure out the perspective with their gigantic bodies - then i got carried away). This and the papasan chair, obviously.

Had a lot of fun on this one.

Edit : I had not read tgr chapter 20 before drawing this. Now that I have, I believe those of you who also have can imagine my mental state.

jean moreau #1 yearner EVER because what do you mean he has to look away or leave the room every time jeremy smiles ???

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

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no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy

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hc that after all the canon foxes graduate, wymack starts every summer training meeting with "first of all, are any of you part of a major mafia family, running from a major mafia family, or the son of someone very high in the chain of a major mafia family? no problem if you are, i just want a heads up this time."

I started this post like 3 days ago but didn't finish it it's still kinda half-assed but what can ya do I apologize but TBC will definitely Not be out this year, I think at this point I've legit deleted more than I've kept. but I am excited for yall to read it despite...... y'know. everything. backup plan is still to die before I have to release TBC but the good news for yall is I have a contingency plan in place if it that happens!! also I am not really on social media anymore but my friends do sometimes send me posts from twitter&tumblr that they think are really funny or interesting or relevant, so to address just one of those vague topics::: TBC will be out before either of kevin's books. I freak out and freeze up if I have to write a book out of order, I am Not going to lock up an entire trilogy for a self-indulgent detour I promise. quasi-related ---- I am so so so sorry to OP for posting this as a screenshot, but it was sent to me in discord as a screenshot so I genuinely have no idea where the original post is. if someone has a link lmk and I'll repost it properly

this is legit one of the funniest things I've seen all year and I loved it, tyvm, @instigatorjosten

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