To this day I still don't believe that anyone actually thought you could generate infinite chocolate via an optical illusion. That's a thing people tell themselves to feel superior

The defining feature of tumblr is not "the website where people actually think infinite chocolate is possible", it is defined by a group of people refusing to break kayfabe, another group being genuinely confused by an optical illusion (NOT the same thing as thinking infinite chocolate is possible) and a third group who is certain they are a lot smarter than the other two.

I love how all of them carry a completely different tone than the others

FUCK EM UP YOUR GRACE

Pop off, my liege

when ally said quinn had a husband i was like woah ally beardsley husband in a not gay old man 4 gay old man way?? and then they kept talking and i was like oh yeah that’s why it was a man. if ally beardsley is playing a woman who had a husband i guess that would be what would happen to him

yes good.

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

my daily affirmation as an author

"What if your mom aborted you?" idk what if my parents never met. what if my grandparents never met. what if my older sister was such a nightmare child that my parents decided one is enough. what if the world was made of pudding

what if my mom didn't abort the ectopic pregnancy she had before me and didn't survive to get pregnant with me in the first place

no one:

the new dimension 20 season:

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

sometimes i really do like it here

Quail family

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me

Megan Fox, ‘08

megan woman