would you believe me if I told you this video was from this weekend

Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.

remember when that furry post went around with "you have nothing to lose but your chains" and people were saying "this is such a raw ass line and it's from a furry post" but it's literally karl marx

reading waiting for godot for class and finding out that’s where that “that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” meme is from ruined me i think

new game: "classic or shitpost?" in which we give you a raw-ass quote and you have to determine whether it came from an internet shitpost or classic literature

"I will face god and walk backward into hell" that one on the other hand is actually from a dril tweet

DO YOU GUYS NOT FUCK WITH THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT ANYMORE

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

It just needed a Juice Box...

It wimdy

who the fuck owns these guys. i am not even joking nintendo needs to figure that shit out and use them in a real zelda game. they are earnestly beloved by so many people at this point and feel inseparable from the series identity. Morshu deserves the same respect as Tingle. King Harkenian should be hyrule king's retconned name, like a fucked up robotnik/eggman situation

I’m in a government van in Mexico they said they’re taking me to see baby coatis

This is Cheems. She is a critically endangered dwarf coati and can fit her entire nose up my nostril.

She was a rehab baby, but was not raised by any of the governmental biologists, so she’s a little bit too friendly 😬 But she’s healthy and safe and is currently in partial rehab.

I’ve got mixed emotions about this, obviously. Because on one hand, it’s fucking magical that I had an endangered procyonid run up my back and put her nose in my nose to say hello. But on the other hand, it saddens me because I know that this sort of comfort around humans is not something that will make her safe. Especially strangers. Not everyone has good intentions like I do.

The thing you will have to learn if you're involved in on-the-ground activist spaces is that you have to take breaks. The voice in the back of your head saying "no, you have a moral obligation put this cause ahead of yourself" is evil.

You have a moral obligation to not burn yourself out, because whatever contribution to the cause you make by overdoing it now is orders of magnitude smaller than the contribution that'll be lost when you're burnt the fuck out and cannot contribute anymore.

The incredibly skilled leader who goes above and beyond every single day could be supported by the organization to go slightly less above and beyond, and be an amazing leader for multiple years longer instead of flaming out so badly they can never look at a report again.

Activism is not about winning one huge battle, it's about long-term, sustainable work to make things better.

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison