that scene in stranger things s4 where steve start taking his clothes off and eddie IMMEDIATELY LIGHTS A CIGARETTE WITH THE MOST DISTRESSED LOOK ON HIS FACE OH LORD

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Steve developing a mask kink because of how Eddie looks in the Michael Meyers mask.

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Steve also realizing he developed a knife kink because of the bottle pressed against his neck. The danger of it.

Steve also developing a hand kink because of the pronounced veins in Eddie's hands, the way his lithe fingers bend, the rings adorning his hands.

The first big scene they do, Steve makes Eddie "hunt" him down in the mask and his rings. When Eddie "catches" Steve, it's with a knife pointed to the underside of Steve's jaw, a hand wrapped firm around his neck. Steve cums so fast and hard in his jeans, he almost blacks out and collapses into the blade of the knife.

Of course, Steve appreciates the way Eddie looks without the whole get up or the scene, but damn it if those things don't do something for him.

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there’s nothing wrong with overly self-indulgent shit like honestly

make that fuckin beauty and the beast au with your otp

draw your favorite character broken and bloody for no reason

make a self-insert that’s super important and powerful

write porn of that obscure ship centered entirely around your personal kinks

headcanon your faves as your sexuality, gender, etc

have fun man

i mean in the past i’ve made fun of all these things but i’ve grown up and chilled out and honestly? fiction is your platform to go nuts. have a great time. do what you want to

just respect other people’s boundaries and don’t go forcing your headcanons down other people’s throats, because they deserve to have a good time too

enjoy fiction however you want to and don’t let other people tell you how it’s supposed to be enjoyed

to all the people reblogging this and saying “except for this type of ship i don’t like”: get bent

i wrote this post almost 8 years ago, in may of 2017. in 2018 a long, aggressive harassment campaign run by the exact sorts of people the reblog was about got this account terminated a few months before the nsfw ban. it took me a while to come back to tumblr and once i did, it took me even longer to openly post about profic stuff like this again. i never in a million years expected to see some old post of mine cross my dash today with almost 70k notes; as i recall, it had a few hundred when this account still existed.

i’m not nearly as confrontational anymore, but if there’s one thing that’s still true, it’s that i stand by everything i said. and i’m glad i said it. scrolling through the notes, i found some old comments disparaging me or this message, but what was important to me was all the comments that said something to the effect of “i needed to hear this”.

i want more people to hear this, really. i want people to know that you can do whatever makes you happy in your fictional works. those characters aren’t people, and you can’t meaningfully hurt them. things you explore fictionally don’t mean you condone or desire them irl. “bad” or cliche writing doesn’t somehow hurt other people, and really, it doesn’t hurt you either. self-indulgence in art is not a crime.

please create what brings you joy. block people who upset or attack you. avoid what you dislike and uplift what you enjoy. fandom is only as serious as you make it, but it’s not activism, and it’s not a test of morals either.

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You know what I really miss?

The concept of the NOTP as a larger part of fandom etiquette. No moralizing tirades, no condescending screeds about media literacy, no trying to equate shipping or not shipping something with being better than someone else. Just...oh, that ship? Nah, that's a NOTP for me.

And here we are, we’re in heaven. For you are mine at last

you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely

Tech guy Eddie Munson who's always being called into the office because Steve, the cute accountant with the pretty hair, is just clueless when it comes to computers and keeps having problems all the time.

"I don't know what I did wrong," Steve says, as he watches Eddie crouch down to take a better look at his computer for the third time that week. "This thing just turned off out of nowhere."

"Maybe you should try keeping it plugged in?" Eddie says in amusement, holding the power cord up for Steve to see.

"Oh, man, how come I didn't notice that?"

Steve is so full of shit, it's freaking adorable.

Eddie grins at him, plugs the cable in and pretends not to know what Steve is doing there.

"All done. See you tomorrow, Stevie."

@cozysweatersteve, I like to think that when Eddie sees Steve in the office, coming his way, he thinks that Steve is just about to make up an excuse to talk to him again. But then he sees how distressed Steve really is, his eyes all red and his lip wobbling and this kills Eddie.

And that's basically the moment he realizes he actually cares about Steve. Sure, flirting while he 'fixed' the guy's computer was fun and all, but when he saw Steve distressed and needing him for real Eddie realizes he would do anything to help him and that is why he gets so nervous when Steve starts flirting with him again. Because now it's not just fun, it matters and that changes things.

It's a good thing Steve is pretty much on the same page and now Steve has a free-pass to ogle Eddie as much as he wants because that's his boyfriend, thank you very much.