okayokayokay listen. LISTEN. this hc is so stupid but Listen. there's an art from jo where nick is wearing a chicago bulls cap -> someone hc'ed that nick's mom is from chicago -> naturally she's GOTTA be a bears fan -> nick grew up a ct boy BUT ☝️ also a bears fan

anyway my stupid ass hometeam won and i was enabled by @scorp-yo and here we are. go mfing bears. but also i was crying thinking about nick losing something with his mom and finding it again with his homies

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

I have glasses next to me lol

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

overheard in the holiday decor aisle (req)

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

Collecting those rn

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year