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GUESS WHO TURNED 30 TODAY!

That’s right! The world’s oldest (documented) cat! Her name is Flossie. She was born a stray in Liverpool in late 1995.

since she looks a bit sad and ponderous in the photos above, here are some pictures of her with her owner a few years back:

Flossie is emanating an aura of authority, definitely boss of that household

this is how Belphie makes friends with other cats! he walks over and sits on them…. ignores all their hisses, all the bared teeth, and just makes himself at home.

this is genuinely true. the ONLY mean-spirited cat he's ever met was too old and creaky to actually do anything about it, and everyone else has been a kind-hearted push-over. he hasn't experienced any of the horrors of the world. he just doesn't know

One of my favorite Malice habits is the way she sits in her armchair. She likes to make full use of the back and armrest so she has this very particular way of sitting back with her legs out like a person, and it's such a hard sit. She rocks the chair back

Babygirl you sit down like an old man

Sit! Sit! Sit! 🪑🪑 🪑

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