small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist
big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh
Holly please don’t say things like this
…but didn’t he also bring the watermelon stevens and Pumpkin to life in the same manner?
every meal is a race against the clock for steven q. universe
do you ever think about how Steven Universe created the concept of Fusion as a rather beautiful meditation on the concept of collective identity, how we are naturally different people (in small ways) with every single person we have a relationship with, how your relationship with a person (or persons) is so unique and specific compared to your relationships with anyone else that it’s practically its own person, Fusion being the personification of the very abstract idea of the collective you that relationship is, how a relationship isn’t just a combination of the traits of the people involved but actually has its own traits unique to the relationship that each individual doesn’t have (or doesn’t outwardly express or not to the same extent), that a relationship is essentially its own fleeting often-temporary person, the concept of a collective you being an I and not a we
and then a whole wing of people just decided “oh, it’s sex???” beyond all logical reason and even when the show had children fuse and people with parent-child relationships fuse decided that that must mean the show was condoning pedophilia and incest and rape rather than realize that they just catastrophically misunderstood the entire premise of Fusion, even though the show literally had the main character sing a silly little song about it in the very first episode it came up in which blatantly spells out the concept of Fusion as “the person you are together”
and get mad about it? ‘Cause I do!
also greg is the most bisexual-coded cartoon dad ever
so greg you're telling me your conservative family doesnt approve of your musical awakening coming from a naked gay icon in gnc/drag makeup and they want to send you to the military but you ran away and changed your name and ended up with a musical aesthetic best described as indie glam rock dad with a non-binary space alien gf instead? das crazy, tell me more about how straight you are
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEY'RE HERE!
I also wanted to do PD but that'd take too long
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Payback for not listening to her reasonable speech about Earth’s resources.
a rose by any other name
Payback for not listening to her reasonable speech about Earth’s resources.
why does the su fandom pretend to want “less human” alien designs from the show when as soon as someone has a slightly weird hairstyle or they realize the zircons’ “hoods” are all hair they immediately puss out
apparently when y’all say “alien” it just means basic shit like dark sclera or shark teeth when truly we should be grateful they managed to make a neckbeard look hot
steven universe fan: the crewniverse are apparently not creative enough to design aliens that aren’t just technicolor humans, so allow me to suggest something more risque like maybe we can give the gems sharp claws and eyes that are not wh
