Thank you for this @robyn1625
So. Not only would this work on me, this HAS worked on me.
I was in IKEA last week, and they have a pride scavenger hunt for pride month. They have those giant bags of theirs, but in a rainbow pattern. (yes I bought two) They had random objects in mini versions of that bag all throughout the warehouse and showroom. I should also note that I desperately want one of the IKEA shark plushies. You see where this is going... There was my beloved shark, on a shelf, in a baby rainbow bag. I squealed like a 2 year old and ran to it and tried to grab it off the shelf. The noise of disappointment I made when it was zip tied to the shelf got me all of the funny looks from the people around me.
So, spot on sharky-sharks, spot on.
Thank you for this @robyn1625