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real bottom of the barrel traps

@shittysawtraps

Jigsaw might have come up with a lot of good traps, but they can't all be winners, y'know? Submit your ideas for ineffective, stupid, or just shitty traps here. I’m the Bobby Dagen to jigsaw_quotes’ John Kramer.
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Rules:

  1. No excessive gore. This is a saw blog and it kind of comes with the territory, but generally this blog is about humor.
  2. No excessive NSFW.
  3. Nothing bigoted.
  4. Please submit traps as submissions with the tag ‘shitty saw traps’
#will add more later#updated 5/8/22
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Oh yeah I wrote 3/4s of a saw/hannibal/house md fic a year ago maybe inspired by @shittysawtraps and I'm trying to clear out some of my half finished fics so uh.

Will solves the saw traps (while evading diagnosis) - CerrisW - House M.D. [Archive of Our Own]
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The investigations on the Jigsaw killings have gone nowhere. Will is at the end of his rope and his latest glimpse into a trap has sent him in a stretcher to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Doctor Hannibal Lecter manages to weasel his way into House's case, and things get worse from there.

So I'm probably going to be doing a lot of editing. Might take a bit.

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I really, really like this.

#mod amanda
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hello nobody, you have no time to do nothing or nothing will happen. i don’t know. someone get jigsaw a drink.

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*muffled sounds of jigsaw sobbing as you hope for a timer to start or something*

#mod amanda
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hello samuel.  I want to play a game. all you have to do is spend five minutes in this room without making jerking off motions at mOH FOR FUCK'S SAKE SAMUEL. GOD. I'm giving you one more chance. if you fail, i will beat you to death with overcooked garlic bread. live or die. make your chSAMUEL I SWEAR TO GOD

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readasaur asked:

What happens if John Kramer is a the "Jigsaw survivors meeting group" in a wig trying to take notes and get feedback but he's just really annoyed because so many people who sawed off their own arm or drilled into their jawbone are still not appreciating the lessons and just Don't Get It?

Would he go watch that new G-rated animated Animal Farm movie to cheer himself up? Because it has funny talking pigs and he likes those?

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john has a really bad day

#shitty saw traps#saw franchise#mod amanda#i drew this as fast and shittily as possible#also snuck in one of the characters from my book hehe

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