Everyone talks about how their inbox is always swamped but mines usually bone dry. I dunno whether to be happy about that or sad. I love answering asks. They're always fun.

literally I could (and do) get like 200 notes a day but nearly all of them are empty reblogs and likes. INTERACT goddammit, it's what keeps us feeling alive. Also reblog instead or aswell as like if you can. Please.

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i suppose it counts???

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hehee. yea ur cute too :3

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i think you need to be diagnosed with something bc there’s no one there

woah I found it

gay people

why the telescope? are they on mars?

no, the moon, silly

ah. of course. i should have known

woah I found it

gay people

why the telescope? are they on mars?

Reblog this post if you allow magic anons

Magic Anons, or M! As, are users who send annonymous questions to ask blog that have some kind of magical effect on the blog for a certain duration of time.

help someone dm-ed me and it says “sent a photo.” their blog is an actual blog so i know it’s not a bot but i’m low-key scared

ah. it was not an unsolicited dick pic but instead a picture of when they reported my main. it was an accident but they thought i was someone else and reported me for fraud

hey guys. that weird flu?? virus?? cold?? whatever thing going around? that’s me :3

screw you i work from home amd i have drugs that will defeat you! unless i die lol

aw man

can my body stop coughing up The Sludge for five minutes pretty please

i’m horribly sorry but no. it may not

If you don’t propose to me with an onion ring, then don’t bother at all

why is the person proposing to you shirtless?

isn’t an onion ring… like.. basically half of your torso. or someone else’s torso. what if that was your friend and now you wear them eternally as your ring

how the hell do i have so many followers but every post i make gets like. 0 notes. is this how the officalverse works.

Yes

yeah.

are any of my 300 followers going to like this? no. i will inevitably forget to post for another month and gain 20 anyway. what

Day 3

One cannon shot sound in the distance: @sickness-offical

12 remain

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NOOOO

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

Night 1

Two cannon shots sound in the distance: @spider-offical and @wales-offical

21 remain

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