i tried talking in "sexy code" with my girlfriend around her family at thanksgiving, but the code was really easy to decipher and I accidentally fucked her mom

looking for a girl with a burning fire in her heart and a spark of resolve in her eyes, need a woman who represents the best of humanity, the flickering flame of justice in a corrupt world, need someone who would sooner chop off their own hand than violate their principles, need a partner with the psychological strength to wield a Jojo Stand. need someone who can pose well, and fuck good.

every time I'm too scared to pull the trigger on a bluesky post, I know I can post it here. you all get me.

My favorite thing in the world is when readers of my Jojo Fic "Wayward Baby" read my fic first, then find my YouTube second, and have to grapple with the random YouTuber they just watched having also written their favorite gay Jojo fic.