and if one of my mutuals thinks some random character i’ve never heard of is gay well then they’re right

“Phil was my safe space, you know, you were my first boyfriend”

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

I don't trust phil saying he doesn't look good with makeup on. He thought he didn't look good with dan's edgy clothes in the birthday livestream and we all know he looked incredible. his concept is off.

Wake up. Fat line of yaoi cocaine at 8am on a Monday morning. Attempt to make it through the working day. Another line at 6pm. Try to function.

picture this. you're a well respected and feared paranormal entity known for years of inflicting horror. you follow this random couple home thinking these amateurs will be easy to scare. you're up all night using all your energy making a foreboding bog dirt circle as a warning. you wait patiently excited to watch these two cower with fear. instead you sit there and watch as they dare each other to eat it. the blonde one turns it into a latte. you retire.

Saying this after 16 years about the first few months of your relationship is hilarious, true, and cute as hell.

we love you dan and phil <3

so it turns out phan is real

this shit just got so real i feel faint

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

jesus and judas have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

maybe this is just me idk

i love will wood music because you listen to a song and its like DJS###O!### MDNI%H% SN JKDFKS HDFOIALKA [SWING PIANO SOLO] and then you go to look up the lyrics and its the most cleverly executed piece of modern poetry youve ever read