it's funny because my job involves a lot of using a box cutter, so you'd think that's the thing I'd accidentally hurt myself with the most

but nooo no no no. the box cutter is my colleague, my ally, my friend. you know what is truly bloodthirsty in a print & signage shop? literally Anything Else that's able to cut but not supposed to. cardboard, sheets of plastic, the humble paper of course, corrugated polypropylene, aluminum composite sheets - i nicked myself on a sheet of magnetic material today?? it bled. kinda profusely.

basically:

sold as trio!! do not separate!!

Merlin: My first girlfriend turned into the Lake of Avalon.

Arthur: That’s rough, buddy.

They killed my goat Lancelot because they KNEW with him the prophecy would never be fulfilled. He would be a supportive big brother to Mordred AND he would have softened Merlin's edges towards this whole thing. And he would talk some real sense into the kid after the crazy girlfriend situation. Scriptwriters couldn't let him be because he would step out the screen and slap them so hard.

assorted mdzs text posts

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Lan Wangji: I cut my finger.

Wei Wuxian: Oh no! Do you want me to kiss it better?

Lan Wangji: Does that work?

Wei Wuxian: Well, Shijie do it for me and it always makes me feel better

Lan Wangji: And you will do that for any other injuries I might acquire?

Wei Wuxian: Uh, sure!

*later*

Lan Wangji: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Jiang Cheng, immediately getting up: Finally

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

Redraw of old drawing I drew in 2021, I've been rewatching MDZS with my little sister and these two still make me so happy☺️

just signed a MASSIVE deal to acquire 300,000 new haters #mymoves

Wait until my jiujiu hears about this!!

He mad

Did this litlle fella on the wiggly paint website and i love it

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

this is some kind of eldritch beast to me

I wish there were fics about Jin Ling navigating the Jin Sect. Yeah I get the whole "junior quartet" friendship appeal but what about his Sect? The entire Koi Tower was under Jin Guangyao's thumb before his death. His followers must be scrambling for power now. It is a nest of vipers. It would make for a good psychological thriller sort of fic.

Will Jin Ling take his shushu's route of covering up with smiles, rule Koi Tower with open fierceness like his jiujiu or carve his own path? No doubt he would be a very good sect leader, he was raised by the two best ones. But who shall he trust? Any drink could be poisoned, any cousin could carry daggers hidden in their sleeves, any hand could accept money dealt under the table...

they should invent a place where i belong

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

one of the biggest missed opportunities in merlin is that they never did a body swap or forced proximity episode with arthur and merlin. they couldve easily made a body swap work even without arthur knowing about merlin’s magic since merlin didn’t use magic while under the formorrahs control, so they couldve justified it so that arthur couldnt use merlin’s magic because he didnt know about it. then for the forced proximity it wouldve just been so funny if arthur and merlin were somehow bound or trapped together. oh to think about what couldve been…

more mdzs textposts i lowkey forgot to post these

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