why the hell did i just read the entire dni of a blog i had absolutely no intention of following? im high af rn lmao

oh no i had some of that evil shit tonight, now I'm sinking into the Slime

uhoh just opemed Discord and gave myself the fear

Nixon feels your pain.

Fuck you, you goddamned imposter!

I would never spell the word "official" incorrectly!

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Love is in the air?

Wrong

Bacteria

Bacteria is SLIME!

confused is mAYo?

that is mayo

Mayo is SLIME!

MAYo is NoT slIMe!! !

… . SliMe is mAYo.. .

SLIME! >:(

confused is mAYo?

that is mayo

Mayo is SLIME!

NYEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

SLIMETIME!

Hehehe

Mayo behavior

THANK YOU MAYO-IS-ALL, I STOLE THE SHOELACES THAT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!

HEY!

Mayo

MAYO IS SLIME!

. .. . slIME is MAYo.. .!!

You say potato, I say tomato! :D

Hehehe

Mayo behavior

THANK YOU MAYO-IS-ALL, I STOLE THE SHOELACES THAT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!

HEY!

Mayo

MAYO IS SLIME!

oFiCaL sL1m3 pot$ $$$$

centuries of coexistence with a common mob

im wizard high didn't even try just took 2 droppers of the Happy Juice lol

never kill yourself because. Dude. Think of all the images you are yet to see. The Images, dude.

@mpreg-morgue

but what if I go blind

There are sounds to hear.

Im like a slug tho

THERE ARE SURFACES TO SLIME!

There are Creatures and Entities to devour and absorb wisdom from!

Reblog if your government I.D. starts with the numbers 382

aquarium.

BIRB.