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Mae blog :3

@snake-offical

Hello mae name is Snek an im a snake this is mae blog pronuns are she/her an im a harry potter fan!!!! luv slytherinnn!!!! im snek but also represent all the snakes ever mweheh

hi!!! Im Snek!!!! Luv to boop an hav sun :))) im new to tumbrl an hope to be frendzzz :3

My pronuns are she/her but u can call me anything u want!! I have no idea what to put in this kinda post so yea byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Also!!!! Im embassador of all snakes so u can ask me stuff bout em :3

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Anonymous asked:

DOOMED SHIP!!!! Yay so in that case @snake-offical

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Wh- uh- me? What? Whuz goin on? Am i being shipped?(⁠ ⁠˶⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ꁞ⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠˶⁠ ⁠)

Oh! A frog who puts things on fire! Hiii! Can we be fwiends? I heard some frogs eat snakes so maybe dont eat me and ill not eat u?

Ohhh wait it is supposed to be doomed!!!! Im sorry im just a snek... I am nice.. i can be mean i think?

..UR DOOMED NOW MUAHAHAHAH ILL BITE UR BUTT >:3

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HEY OFFICIAL VERSE!

I need YOU 🫵

Yes 🫵🫵🫵YOU🫵🫵🫵

To tell me if you want to be in the official verse fanfic I’m writing, via vague and likely unserious request of fellow gimmick @sadgayboy-offical !!

And if you are telling me you want to be in it, you also can request any ships or non ships! (If you want to be cutesy with someone or want me to definitely not put you with anyone! Or something like that)

@no-one-offical could you do your thing and pass this to the rest of the official verse? Thx 🫶

"via vague and likely unserious request" I'm giggling

I would love to be in it personally

PLS PUT ME IN THIS SHIT

Can i be in it too? I'll bite some kneecaps

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FUCK YOUR TUNNELS, FUCK YOUR CARS, FUCK YOUR ROCKETS, FUCK YOUR CARS AGAIN

YOU PROMISED YOU'D BE TESLA BUT YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER EDISON

CAUSE TESLA BROKE A PATENT ALL YOU EVER BROKE WERE HEARTS

I CANT BELIEVE YOU TORE HUMANITY APART

WITH THE VERY MACHINES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN OUT BRAND NEW START

AND THE WORST PART IS

I LOVEDYOU I LOVED YOU I LOVED YOU IT'S TRUE

AND SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I STILL FUCKING DO

I LIVED HERE I LOVED HERE I BOUGHT IT IT’S TRUE

IM SO EMBARRASED I FEEL ABUSED

WELL I DONT WANNA EAT THE RICH ID HAVE TO EAT MY HEROES FIRST

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Ahem.

Je suis standing on this gunpowder barrel pedastool to announce that....

Australia, the kangaroo land, is facing tyranny! As a professional revolutionist, it is mon time to speak.

Ahem. So those under 16 are facing removal from Social Media. Moi, personally, know multiple people who use online friends as a LIFELINE.

La Australian Government is removing the only freedom many children in abusive households have.

And they aren't removing access to Social Media to keep Australians safe.

They are doing it for control over the youth and next generations.

Moi, i KNOW, that suicide and mental health crisis will sky-rocket after this ban is put in place.

THIS DOESN'T ONLY EFFECT THOSE UNDER 16

Signing into ANY social media account will require an ID.

With this ID, la tyrants can come knocking at your door if you make a political post they do not like. They will be able to link every social media account with a person.

The reason you haven't heard of this ban much?

Vous can blame that on the Australian Government too.

*mic drop*

SO, RALLY MON FRIENDS. SPREAD LA WORD. MON REVOLUTIONISTS, RISE!!

I'll tell my friends from Australia to bite the government guys's legsss!!! REVOLUTION mweehhehe

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