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Calm Chaos

@sohrleas / sohrleas.tumblr.com

she/her, old enough to have a drinking licence I won't use, and all you really need to know is that, given the opportunity and convinced that it's the next logical step, I would fight and kill god
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How it feels to walk into The Eye of Eden for the first time:

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every day im mad as hell that i dont have infinite time in the day and am not physically able to draw for 200 hours straight no breaks and dont know every hobby and cant just spend the rest of time drawing and getting into every creative hobby and learn everything and get infinite money from the government

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

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junnihilation

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

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my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

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Some Zonais! Mineru and the little ancient hero guy!

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I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

cefais fy ngeni yn y genhedlaeth union gywir dwi wrth fy modd yn ddynes ddibriod yn fy ugeiniau gyda fy nghyfrif banc fy hun a dim plant

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